Donald Trump has successfully brought the price of eggs down to nothing by ensuring that there are zero eggs on the shelf.

As an author, sometimes you put stuff in your work that is too absurd to ever be true. After today, I have officially freaked my own self out at how close to reality I got on some things.

The worst part about being adhd is

My Uber driver spent the first ten minutes talking about how RFK Jr was right about autism and then the next ten minutes about her favorite types of ice and that she picked me up because she drives thirty minutes to my side of town because it has the only gas station that makes ice correctly

Let little Matty's jumping ship be a reminder that we still have power here. We can still resist, disrupt, and affect change. We are made up of picket lines and protests. Democracy isn’t just Election Day but every day after as we the people hold those in power to account.

@huffpost.bsky.social seems to have officially replaced Twitter with BlueSky in their articles when showing responses from the community like political commentary or celebrity statements. Fascinating.

I wrote a little something that y’all might find helpful in discussions about the #petehegseth tattoo issue

No matter what Pete Hegseth says, his tattoos are anything but typical symbols of Christianity

In the months leading up to the presidential election, Trump frequently used the phrase “the enemy within” to describe those in opposition to his political ideologies.

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Any of y’all got some attention span lying around that I could borrow? I’m plum out. I'm pretty sure I used the last of it during a fact-finding mission after recognizing an actor in a TV show and then reading 16 IMDB pages and 46 Wiki pages. I am now their official biographer.

Man, this country can’t guess the winner right to save its ass

Every far-right accusation is a confession “the enemy within”

Me the day before the election: when this election is over, I’m taking a little break from writing about politics for a while. Me the day after the election:

I shared this on Facebook the day after the election. I’m fascinated to see how many more folks might see it on here vs there. Since most of you followed me over here from there, let me know in the comments if this is your first time seeing it or not. Also, read the essay.

This might not be the best thing I’ve ever written but it is one of the most defiant… for now

When I was much too young, I got engaged to a woman who never became my wife.

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My old ass whenever a new social pops up