Anybody celebrating the murder of Charlie is fucking disgusting

Sorry I've been gone for so long

Sometimes the best progress is quiet. No big announcements, no big moves—just small steps in the right direction. Keep going, even if no one sees it yet.

The Great Pyramid was built around 2560 BC. Cleopatra ruled Egypt from 51–30 BC. That means about 2,500 years separated her from the Pyramid—while only ~2,000 years separate her from us and the 1969 moon landing. Wild.

Did You Know? Beethoven went deaf by his 40s but still composed masterpieces like the Ninth Symphony! He placed a wooden rod between his teeth, touching it to his piano to feel music’s vibrations via his jaw. This bone conduction trick helped him create iconic music despite deafness!

Some days you’re the storm. Some days you’re just trying to hold the umbrella. Both are okay. Keep going, no matter the weather. ☁️☀️⛈️

You’re trapped in a magical house. One door leads out… the rest? Chaos. Pick a door: 1. Covered in ivy, smells like rain 2. Made of glass, humming softly 3. Bleeding around the edges 4. Cold metal, locked with no key 5. Wooden, but pulsing like a heartbeat Which door are you walking through?

Your pace is perfect. Just because someone else is ahead doesn’t mean you’re behind. Trust your timing, your path, your story. 🌿⏳ You’re exactly where you need to be. Keep going.

Some people won’t get you—and that’s okay. You’re not here to shrink for anyone else’s comfort. Keep being fully, unapologetically you. ✨🖤🔥💫💅👑

You don’t have to have it all figured out. Some days, just getting up and trying again is more than enough. Keep going.

If nothing else, let today be the day you prove to yourself that you can keep going. Not for anyone else—just for you.

Sometimes the biggest flex is keeping your peace while everything around you tries to shake it. Stay solid.

Life has its ups and downs, but every day is a new opportunity to grow. Keep pushing forward, stay true to yourself, and remember that every step counts. You've got this! 💪✨ #KeepGoing #StayStrong #BelieveInYourself

You wake up tomorrow with a new ability, but there’s a catch… 🔮 Predict the future—only 30 sec ahead 🦘 Jump insanely high—never walk again 🍫 Touch turns to chocolate—can’t eat it 🌎 Teleport anywhere—1x per year Bonus points if you roll a D4 & accept your fate 🎲😈

🎲 Let’s Play a Game! 🎲 You wake up with a mysterious superpower, but there’s a catch—you can’t choose it. The person who replies first gets to decide your ability! 😳 Comment your fate… and hope for the best! ⚡🔥

Sometimes life feels like a puzzle with missing pieces—but maybe those gaps are just spaces waiting for something even better to fit. 🧩✨ Keep going

Sometimes, the best thing you can do is step back, breathe, and remind yourself that not everything deserves your energy. Protect your peace. ✨

Life is unpredictable, messy, and sometimes downright ridiculous—but that’s what makes it worth living. Embrace the chaos, find the joy, and laugh at the nonsense along the way. ✨💛 #KeepGoing

The Reverse Compliment Challenge ✨💬 – Say something nice about yourself, but make it sound like a complaint! 💗 Example: "Ugh, I’m way too good at making people laugh." 😂 Now it’s your turn! Drop yours in the replies! ⬇️🔥

Exciting news! 🎙️ The Dillon Hour premieres in just 2 days! Get ready for unfiltered conversations, laughs, and everything in between. You won’t want to miss this—see you there! ⏳✨ #TheDillonHour #PodcastPremiere

Some days feel heavy, and that’s okay. You don’t have to carry it all alone. Take a deep breath, give yourself grace, and remember—you’ve made it through every tough day before.

You are not behind in life. You are on your own path, moving at your own pace. Stop comparing your journey to someone else’s highlight reel. Keep going—you’re doing better than you think.

Let’s play a game! You get to eliminate one traffic nightmare forever. Which one are you erasing? 🚗 Rush hour gridlock 🚦 Never-ending red lights 🛑 People who don’t use turn signals 🚙 Getting stuck behind slow drivers Pick one and explain your choice!

Kids today don't know that Scotty doesn't know what else do they not know

Some days, the world feels too fast, and the people you love feel too far. It’s a strange kind of loneliness—to be surrounded yet still feel like something’s missing.

It’s strange how some of the best moments in life are only recognized as “the best” once they’re gone. Hold onto them while you can, appreciate them while they last—you never know when they’ll become memories.

Life’s too short to wait for the "perfect moment." Go for it, take the risk, send the text, book the trip, wear the outfit—whatever it is, just do it. The perfect moment is the one you make. #LiveNow

Looking for a book, movie, or show that’ll actually stick with you? Drop your best recommendation, and I’ll add it to my list. Bonus points if it’s underrated! #NeedANewObsession

You ever sit back and realize how much you’ve grown? Even if it doesn’t feel like it, you’re not the same person you were a year ago. Progress isn’t always loud—it’s in the little things, the mindset shifts, the quiet wins. Be proud of that. #Growth #KeepGoing

Each of your fingers (and thumb) can produce a different liquid on demand—choose wisely! 💧🥤🍷 ☝️ Index finger: ??? ✌️ Middle finger: ??? 👌 Ring finger: ??? 🤙 Pinky finger: ??? 👍 Thumb: ??? What’s pouring from your hands? Drop your choices below! ⬇️