It's all "faith over fear" until it's Halloween and suddenly God is defeated by a 6 year old in a princess costume with a ghost Snickers.
April Ajoy
@aprilajoy.bsky.social
Author of Star-Spangled Jesus Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity
"Everything is demonic except for the evil I vote for and fully support" - MAGA Christians right now, basically
Things I saw Christians Post about Chipotle's "demonic" new commercial:
Wearing purple today for @glaad.bsky.social Spirit Day. This Christian stands against bullying and supports LGBTQ+ youth. ✝️💜🏳️🌈
Christian Influencer Responds to Shane Gillis with New Workout Attire:
Senator Tim Scott at the Republican Midterm Convention for no reason:
Star-Spangled Jesus eBook is on super sale for just $1.99 on Amazon. (For context it's my story of leaving Christian nationalism while giving insight into the current CN movement- in a funny-ish way ☺️)
Christian woman encountered aliens? Please enjoy this reenactment of her story:
If Democrats acted like Republicans... Or Marsha Blackburn to be exact:
It's interesting that when Democrats are accused of rape, Republicans AND Democrats want them to step down. But when Republicans are accused of rape, Democrats want them to step down and Republicans make them President.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. He told me the Nintendo Switch 2 wasn't worth it but he would definitely buy one if they re-released Diddy Kong Racing 64.
This felt like an appropriate shirt to wear on the 4th. So much progress still needs to be made to actually have liberty and justice for all... But I'm not giving up on this country of mine.
Trump was actually very considerate to create a State Fair experience where introverts can attend without fear of crowds and socializing.
A Christian Influencer "accidentally" goes to a Pride Festival:
Lexington Pride was a success! Loved how many progressive churches were present celebrating ALL of God's creation. Happy (almost) Pride everyone 🏳️🌈🤗
"Do I agree with everything Satan does? No. But he's tough and gets things done." -MAGA Christians basically
It's wild to see all these grown men simping for a ballroom of all things 😂
Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:
"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump
My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news
Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.
Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary: When did you see God's penis?
Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅