April Ajoy
@aprilajoy.bsky.social
Author of Star-Spangled Jesus Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity
If Democrats acted like Republicans... Or Marsha Blackburn to be exact:
It's interesting that when Democrats are accused of rape, Republicans AND Democrats want them to step down. But when Republicans are accused of rape, Democrats want them to step down and Republicans make them President.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. He told me the Nintendo Switch 2 wasn't worth it but he would definitely buy one if they re-released Diddy Kong Racing 64.
This felt like an appropriate shirt to wear on the 4th. So much progress still needs to be made to actually have liberty and justice for all... But I'm not giving up on this country of mine.
Trump was actually very considerate to create a State Fair experience where introverts can attend without fear of crowds and socializing.
A Christian Influencer "accidentally" goes to a Pride Festival:
Lexington Pride was a success! Loved how many progressive churches were present celebrating ALL of God's creation. Happy (almost) Pride everyone 🏳️🌈🤗
"Do I agree with everything Satan does? No. But he's tough and gets things done." -MAGA Christians basically
It's wild to see all these grown men simping for a ballroom of all things 😂
Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:
"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump
My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news
Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.
Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary: When did you see God's penis?
Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅
This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. 💀 Whhyy
The amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?
I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...
Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions. Q: "But why would God send us to hell?" A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards: What MAGA Christians Post About It Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along! (No prizes, just for fun☺️)
If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.