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‘You go to low grade restaurants cos’ you’re a low grade hoe’ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinson’s supporters.
Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.
Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.
I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.
Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.
Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?
Upset the racists again on Twitter. It’s a never ending fun carousel.
Shout out to my photography skills. And @andydunn295.bsky.social @acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social for putting on a fucking CLASS night. Unreal. @dannykelly.bsky.social well done for being a hanger on in the best way.
Packing Richard his bag for a wee jaunt to Chester for the night. Might take him on a roman tour, get him a wee outfit.
Behold; my £25 trainers that were so cheap in the sale because apparently nobody else wanted to have Marge Simpson theme feet.
Mimed the whole of Taylor Swift Love Story and not one person congratulated me. Guys, I think I am single again. How can you disrespect Tay? Talent knows talent.
Lost a few followers in Instagram for this. Worth it.
Don’t recommend buying this unless you want to consume it all in one sitting. More addictive than class A’s.
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
V excited, my Glasgow friends have landed in the south and we’re all taking Neil’s little boy to his first ever gig. It’s at Colchester castle and he thinks it’s gonnae be a wee small thing. It’s our mate that’s playing so it’s gonnae blow his wee mind when he gets back stage and sees it all!
The local trains are all being cancelled so the cross country and Avanti west coast ones can be routed through local stations. And I once again ask, what the actual fuck is wrong with our rail system and why is it so hard to get anywhere? All for an obscene price.
My most controversial take is that drugs are getting more and more prolific and normalised and you’ll never be able to stop it, so it may as well be legalised and licensed and the country can collect tax on it, control what goes out and cut out the folk making bank from shit.
If you’re into easy watching crime; can’t recommend In Flight enough. It’s way past my sleep time and I can’t stop watching.
I’m *obsessed* with the Lego Italian riviera. The little crabs and fish are giving joy. But are they giving £250 of joy?
The call is coming from inside the house.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last yr.Trump: We don't want the criminals in Washington DC
The neighbours weans appear to be kicking a ball off of the adjoining wall? Is that just a thing now? Why would you even allow a ball inside the house? How bizarre.
A girl in the pub has just told her friends she can’t hug them as ‘I have shingles’ GIRL. GO THE FUCK HOME. NOBODY WANTS YOUR ROTTEN GERMS.
Ran out the house dressed like some knock-off, ancient, frat boy. Kinda enjoying it though.
Fair play to Tanski, she’s obviously decided folk laughing at her is better than no attention at all.
I can only imagine I get the same joy from my car passing its MOT as parents do from kids passing exams. Well done you wee fuck, thanks for not showing me up, for now.