EL-P
@el-p.bsky.social
producer and rapper. RTJ and more. actually me. www.productomart.com
well next year is the 30 year anniversary so... maybe?
Nick J Mascisaurus Rex Sr.@bridgemusicbunker.bsky.social · 14h agoFuncrusher Plus reissue soon?
this is exactly the type of response i need to elicit on a regular basis if I'm ever going to figure out how to make money off of these people FUCK i just typed that out didnt i GOD DAMNIT JAIME THINK
Rab Ropes 🐋@rabropes.bsky.social · 14h agoIt's really cool to see you on here interacting with us. Solid dude.
god damnit i can hear the song
Jaime “Nightmare” Christley@rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 14h ago1984 nication
or that my original rap name was Lyrical Pants.
Tuckerman@indianpaintbrush.bsky.social · 14h agoMost people don’t know that the P in El-P stands for Pants.
hey i put my bluesky pants on one at a time just like you, man. regular guy. relatable. just getting by.
area woman@explodingpiano.bsky.social · 15h agonot el-p doing corny bsky memes 😭😭😭
realizing i must not have been clearly understanding the meaning of "peace prize". made a few assumptions based on the title about what type of people may or may not qualify for it. and hey thats on me. i get now that there must be more nuance. grey area. has to be.
fuck man your name is already saddled with pain on multiple levels both Biblically and capitalistically.
Job Amaro@cooljbad.bsky.social · 2d agoShit, my name is Job. I get Gob, Jobe, Joeb, Joel, or most commonly Joe. Then I spell it and I get "job? Like steve jobs?", "You don't need an 'e'?", "Are you sure?" One time I was speaking Spanish while registering at an event and got a name tag with 'Hope' on it. 🙄
yeah thats fine im talking about people you communicate with regularly who just can not learn it.
Jaime “Nightmare” Christley@rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2d agomost of the time it's a customer service interaction and I can't get mad about it, those people have enough shit to deal with.
doesnt count if its not every day of your life. thats just a thing that happened once not a slowly emerging trauma over the entire span of your life, rebecca.
@batsfordio.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm a Richard, and someone WHO I'D SPOKEN TO ON THE PHONE once sent me something addressed to Rebecca
damn you are one of us. there aren't many.
Jaime “Nightmare” Christley@rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2d agobeen dealing with this almost as long as you have. I will literally have people reply to an email in which my name is in the signature AND the email address with "Hey Jamie" was easier when I lived in Jackson Heights, so many people I would say "spelled like HI-MAY" and they'd just go, yep, got it
one of the easiest ways to get in my good graces is to spell my name correctly. the bar is pretty low but motherfuckers still manage to slide under it constantly. doesn't matter how i spell my name. they know better. it cant be "Jaime". theres always a better way and it will be presented to me.
I’m not playing this perpetual, self eating motherfucking baggy/skinny jeans cycle game with you people I’m going medium forever see you fuckers in 6 months
Tv show that jumped shark in reverse: leftovers. First season was melancholy porn, second season til the end banged.
End credits music of the wire: bad or great? No one knows. Show is too good for any real perspective. What would once have been mid has been bolstered by nostalgia. Subjectivity is dead. It’s just the music from a legendary show. I do recall hating that shitty rim shot at the time , though.
What I’m saying is that you actually have but couldn’t distinguish it from reality. Once you understand that your mind will begin to slip. Just like mine when I realized that group of mountain lions didn’t all get together and thank the man for saving its baby.
Ys’y Y@drusyc.bsky.social · last wk.I’ve never seen one of those and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of such things