Innkeeper @ The Motorboat Inn 🔜 Market Days (Aug 5-10)
@the-red-comet.bsky.social
Current King of Heart. Real Hot Girl Shit. Powerbuilder. Atlanta 🇺🇸. Finance & Economics nerd. Horror and RomComs.
Don’t let future work overshadow past progress.
@spudster7.bsky.social always calls me Mr. Bara and here I am sorting through all my Jiraiya shirts from various sources.
NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
Last night we went to see Spider man with my brother in law and these two little girls (10 & 12) were pointing at my shirt apparently one of their favorite movies is an Arnold flick and seeing me wear it they were like you’re just like him. I was like you know his birthday is the 30th.
Visual representation of this (feat. Benji)
Purr-cules 🐾@purrcules.bsky.social · last wk.man built like a Fung Wah bus
I really do say the most unhinged shit. *sees a chubby man with thick thighs* I’m gonna wear him like a necklace.
When your best work comes to you randomly driving back home on a Thursday.
Doctor Strange's Astral Projection Power
ALT: Doctor Strange's Astral Projection Power
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For those wondering I’m 20% bodyfat most likely💀. So seeing girls in the 30 to 50% section beef over who can use the “FATBOI” moniker and it being the white masculine presenting ones leading that charge. While my feminine, pear shaped and men of color are just having fun and being chill.
God I just remember people tried to make Labubus a thing.
A successful day hunting for physical media.
Korra supporters: Stop slandering her. Korra haters: Yea I told ya she was trash. Me: It was a 2 1/2 minute trailer. Let the story play out. *goes back to my bubble cigarette*
Buglarian correspondent Ivo Ivanov, who happens to live in Lawrence, reveals his favorite moment of the World Cup to Bulgarian TV viewers. Watch this if you need a reminder about what, or actually who, really constitutes the United States of America. (auto-transcribed & translated as usual)
SHAKE IT, DS!! YCH comm for @dungeonsnack.bsky.social #art #VgenComm #animation #BRart
To whomever took my order of lube and various supplement refresh…
Disney Mulan: Dishonor On You!
ALT: Disney Mulan: Dishonor On You!
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How I’m running @rangrr.bsky.social’s ass right now. It’s time.
The greatest gym lie ever told was that you could calf raise yourself to decent lower legs. *gets on my soapbox* The only way to humongous ass calves is to suffer through childhood obesity, become stroller meat or witchcraft.
Things I would rather be doing: inventorying some shirts or writing smut instead I’m managing a half billion dollar business vertical 🥲. Got to pay these bills.
See y’all first mistake was respecting men. Everything else from then on was built on a bad foundation. Aretha warned y’all. Slut 👏🏾 these 👏🏾 men 👏🏾 out 👏🏾
Someone saying Leos can be the coldest signs felt crazy at first but then they were like because they’re governed by the Sun. They want to make everyone feel warm and supported. But if you disrespect them they will cut you off so quickly.
Moms are so funny they won’t tell you that you fucked up by letting a good man/woman go. They’ll just keep randomly asking about them.
Also kids if your job wants you to ever sign something on the way out the day they fucked up and they’re covering their asses. Even if you feel good, talk with a parent, a trusted friend. Do not sign it in front of them. They can’t make you do shit.
Innkeeper @ The Motorboat Inn 🔜 Market Days (Aug 5-10)@the-red-comet.bsky.social · 3w agoToday was one of those affirming days that I made the right choice to leave my previous job back in Oct 2023. Being a black in corporate can be landmine because the second you ask for fair treatment, then you’re the problem. I took a severance package and signed agreement not to sue and walked 1/?