dear diary, today i met jerry irl

“i dress slutty for utility purposes” - @shane.wlm.sn

should i get a new tattoo in ptown

adam 🍋@lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 5d ago

wait why am i running out of money 😍😍😍😍😍😍

We saw you across etc

having a pre-beach week beach day 😍😍😍 (can’t really see my screen so hope this pic isn’t ugly !!!!!)

don’t talk 2 me until i’ve had my cockamamie

oh GREAT my flight landed 45 minutes early and now i’m breaking the RULES

hello 🛬

guy at the airport bar just told his friends that he’s got a ring and he’s planning to propose on whatever trip this is and they are trying to be supportive while stealing glances and acknowledging that this is NOT good

one thing about living in the city that i’ll truly never get used to is being able to get to the airport, go through security, AND get to your gate in less than 30 minutes like …wtaf is this witchcraft

just met a dog named adam and that was very confusing to me personally

i get why we have multi-factor authentication but being locked out of my t-mobile account while trying to get support for a non-functioning phone line…bc they’re trying to text a code to said line to verify that i’m me…despite already giving them a photo of my literal DRIVERS LICENSE … is asinine :)

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re going as lerrrgan’s tapeworm

lululemonboy

thinking about this old tumblr post for Absolutely No Reason In Particular

well MAYBE the air is just trying to participate in fcf!! have u, the intolerant left, considered that ????

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me after playing count the rice

guy i made out with at a party once who is now a gymfluencer with "Romans 12:12 ✝️🩵" in his bio has unfollowed me, but joke's on him bc i'm unemployed and playing runescape in my underwear

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do NOT ask me what i did for these

adam 🍋@lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 4w ago

at this very moment i would do unholy things for a french fry

at this very moment i would do unholy things for a french fry

Mitch McConnell:

adam 🍋@lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 4w ago

i’m the sleepiest boy in america

i’m the sleepiest boy in america

next time, on lemonboy z

finally starting s3 of house of the dragon and besties i’m in danger i only remembered like 40% of that long ass recap

i once had a boy cancel a date bc he “forgot it was his birthday” … which i thought was a truly wild thing to do until i realized we’d rescheduled for my birthday

hey has anyone seen my personality :( i have adhd and i lose things a lot

oo we r so back