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@hazey708.bsky.social
27 // peculiar little freak that paints nails for a living // pfp by: seneca 💜 // nail polish related stuff: linktr.ee/hhshapi
shoutout to the client who told my coworker I have “the best boobs she’s ever seen” 😤 ily nancy
what the FUCK are you talking about? do i give off the vibes of an arthur fan? huh?
all the outrageous food festivals i go to & slimy fair foods I eat, I had the audacity go and get food poisoning from a restaurant I frequent?? on a just a normal day?? this some bs
local treat maker asked if I wanted to service trade…cake pops for nails… girlllll 😏😏😏😝😝😝
wings + pierogi + the state mandated kettle corn I am required to get at every occasion
waitress at the restaurant said I was so beautiful and had amazing style btw (she’s right)
if I tell u i only have an hour and im “squeezing you in” for an appointment SHOW UP ON TIMEEEEEEE 😫😫😫
going to the county fair today, who’s ready to see all the grease-nasty food I plan to eat this afternoon?
psa 🚨 do NOT step foot outside your home!!! the sun will burn your skin and bugs will bite ur thick juicy thighs!!! stay safe fr
I luv when my friends come to get their nails done, they let me give them crap like this
the worst person u know listening to the worst music u know on her way to work
don’t ever leave ur house ever because everything results in misery and stress and doctors trying to charge you $200 for a checkup even if you’re insured