For Sunday, you get to look at me and admire my beauty for the entire day. You're welcome.

[Looking at the contract status of Merlin that just has Do Not Disturb underneath his name. Zander collapses on his knees.]

// I'm free in 4 hours, and then I have some stupid things to say

⠀ 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 ⠀⠀⠀𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽.

I think it's sweet you thought Iris was innocent to begin with.

Really bold of Zander to offer up the happiness of his entire bloodline like that.

// new edge icon....

They're calling it wolf madness.

𝓴𝙾𝙺𝙾. t𝘩𝗲𝗴𝙧𝗲𝖺t𝖽𝗼𝗴!! 🎋@rotten-core.bsky.social · 3d ago

who the FUCK is howling this early in the morning.

The howling is a turn off.

Good morning.

? ??

Zᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Hᴏʟʏғɪᴇʟᴅ@azure-tenacity.bsky.social · 3d ago

𝙄 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙄𝙍 𝙄 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙆 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙔!!! 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊!!!!!!!!!!!! [Zander howls his truth at the moon.]

...Anyway. Dr. Roman's past is a mystery, but he doesn't have any ulterior motives. He will be your ally to the end.

// what the hell is scott pilgrim even about

You're making a scary expression, Da Vinci.

Am I allowed to veto the committee on account of their decision being stupid?

Romani archaman@romani-archaman.bsky.social · 4d ago

The committee decided that it was the best for me to change my profile picture.

Why is my roman desauced

Nemo, they're dying.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 4d ago

Everyone give your top 3.

This felt almost in character.

" ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ . " ᴋᴀʏ

// Finessed my way into a day off you all get to see Culter kick the shit out of Merlin later

// This app dares not tell me Princess Arcueid followed me? 1000 years in prison for the developers.

I was going to say "don't worry, Canary. I'm not self-sacrificing, I'm selfish." But then I remembered I'm not a man. Dilemma not solved.

"I like to think I'm quite familiar with you by now."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 6d ago

“You dare call me out like this?”

@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘@selfrighteous.bsky.social · 6d ago

No. Mischief is a small thing, a toy I’ve well used and discarded. This isn’t mischief. This is mayhem. Just watch.

( A curse, most likely. An age old one, carved into his very being. Nothing to worry about, of course. )

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍♔‍‍ ‍‍𝕷𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝕲𝒾𝓇𝓁 ‍‍⋆｡˙@agirlhaunted.bsky.social · 6d ago

⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀If he's fine, then why did he burst into flames hearing "dick wizard"?! ⠀

( At some point he stops screaming. He doesn't seem to care anymore. ) Ah... It's fine. Don't worry about it. I was just startled. Just startled, that's all.

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍♔‍‍ ‍‍𝕷𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝕲𝒾𝓇𝓁 ‍‍⋆｡˙@agirlhaunted.bsky.social · 6d ago

⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀Aahh!! Aahh!! She's sorry!! She'll find more water! ⠀

"They'll love me even more if I grant their wishes!" it thought.

// aym tired mb

( It does very little to put out the flames. If anything, it just irritates Merlin a little more. )

‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍♔‍‍ ‍‍𝕷𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝕲𝒾𝓇𝓁 ‍‍⋆｡˙@agirlhaunted.bsky.social · 6d ago

⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀What the hell?!?!!! Throwing her drink on him! ⠀