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Bastian: "I don't know. It was like a fat yellow thing, and it had like a fur coat on it with blue stripes." Normla: "Ooh, like the Digimon?!" Bastian: "The hell's a Digimon? Do you mean "Pokemon?" Normla: "The hell's a Pokemon? Do you mean "Pals?" Bastian: "The hell's a Pal?!"

Ai, Corporations, Corrupt Governments and Police Forces... NONE OF THAT MATTERS. What will truly destroy this country, maybe even the world as a whole, is people not knowing the difference between "loose" and "lose."

She probably lives in a landfill outside of town and Wendell feeds her all the leftover crap he collects from carnival dumpsters. It's a perfect arrangement. She gets bags full of incredibly unhealthy sweets. He gets to the plap fat dog ass. And sometimes get sat on.

"Um, actually. That's character's canonically-" Shut up, nerd. *Add Titties --- Old, unreleased dickgirl version of that Murray pic I did.

I don't remember how the conversation started, but someone once said to me that the art a character gets isn't influenced by that character's canon appearance/gender. Essentially, "artist's just draw whatever they want." To which I say, "Except when they don't, which is literally the majority-

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This dude's definitely an influencer. Subscribe to his Onlyfans. Haven't decided whether he's a top of bottom tho...

Could be that humor was very different back then, or could be that I just don't find slapstick funny most of the time, but I didn't laugh very much. I WAS, however consistently terrified and impressed with the insane stunt work. Give those stunt drivers a medal. Jesus...

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YCH for Bigtoni over EvenBiggerToni over on Twitter. On the full moon, the clown grows to three times her size and uses her newfound powers to harass men on public transit. This poor man got caught in the crossfire. How unfortunate.

I was sketching the lion using random pics as warmup and one of them was like a influencer taking a picture of herself. And the idea there being a fuck-ass influencers in a (semi) fantasy world is pretty funny to me.  "Chat, I kidnapped this panda. Watch me fuck it!"

Watch Bram Stoker's Dracula randomly last night I was shocked. I did not expect to like it so much. The filmmaking is fucking crazy. The first half especially. The Dracula shadow stuff is so goddamn cool and creative. The second half goes a mile a minute though.

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I have often times commented about wanted Birdo to suck me dry, but I really don't talk enough about how Wendy O' Koopa's big, pink lips would kill me.

There's a 3D Krystal model out there that punches me in the dick every time I see it, and she's in this exact outfit. It's killing me.

As a forever-alone introvert, I've never been in this situation, but how do people in relationships feel about their sonas fucking other people? I'm sure this varies from couple-to-couple, but like in general? What have you seen? Has it affected you? I ask because I occasionally-

They're so funny. This one's my favorite. I can't find the original 34 post, so you'll have to settle for me reposting it in my Discord chat:

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>Make vegetable soup. >Curious about calories. Never bothered counting. >Ends up with like 16-1700 at the end of the day "This weight loss shit is easy!" >Forgot I ate Popeyes in the morning but didn't have time to weigh it. "Oh, let me just add that and see where I- OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD."

Alright, beat The Adventures Of Elliot. It's like classic 'Ys' Meet 'Zelda,' and it's a watered down version of both of them. How a game gives you so much stuff and also gives you so little to do with it, I'll never know. I'd still recommend it. It's not bad. It's just very easy. Come for the story.

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When I was a kid, it was always special finding a piece of candy that was messed up. Cuz I was bored. As an adult, when half the pack is fucked up, I wonder if I just forgot how often this happened or if this is just indicative of something bigger. Something, something, late-stage capitalism.

How do you fuck up Lifesavers. How does half the pack have the holes in the middle missing? Literally 3 out of the 4 in my hand look deformed.

Getting through comms last month was kind of a struggle. Halfway through I just didn't really feel like drawing. However I'm not a bitch so when I'm paid for work, it gets done. Haven't drawn anything since then, so have an old unreleased Dot sketch from Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/micknasty

Got drunk and watched Ratatouille for the first time. What a great movie. More importantly, I have to try to cook Ratatouille. I need more vegetable dishes.

[TOP SECRET PLAN TO GET FANART - DON'T POST PUBLICLY] -Stage large explosion @ home -Fake hospital visit (get pictures) -Forge doctor's note (IMPORTANT!!!) -"The only thing that can save Mr. Nasty's life, in art of Lucky blowing your character." -Workshop the note some more.

Comm by vdisco over on FA. He's got a very spooky, evil lady that I like. Our resident panda friend has experience dealing with this, soooo... He decided on the fat ass. I didn't object.