What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your biryani for 800 people

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 1h ago

we must recover the old wisdom

we must recover the old wisdom

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too." #Deltarune

Random hill I will die on: Cis men who have waifu anime girl icons are a red flag. Trans women who have waifu anime girl icons are fine. No I don't think this is a double-standard.

How I would like to dress: Extremely extra outfits with a bunch of kandi bracelets and bright colors and fun accessories How I actually dress: In a loose fit graphic tee and baggy cargo shorts cause actually wearing accessories and elaborate clothing is a sensory nightmare

I've had this exact experience multiple times tbh

FieldExplores (Gator Days)@fieldexplores.bsky.social · 6h ago

It's You - Gator Days

I have a copy of At 30 I Realized I Have No Gender so here's some out of context panels to entice you

Socks the Plushy ✡️@rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 5h ago

Important queer media: Shows: Revolutionary Girl Utena Yuri On Ice The Owl House Movies: But I'm A Cheerleader Rocky Horror Picture Show Mulholland Drive Manga: At 30 I Realized I Have No Gender My Brother's Husband Sakura-chan and Amane-kun

Important queer media: Shows: Revolutionary Girl Utena Yuri On Ice The Owl House Movies: But I'm A Cheerleader Rocky Horror Picture Show Mulholland Drive Manga: At 30 I Realized I Have No Gender My Brother's Husband Sakura-chan and Amane-kun

I love that Utena managed to have them sleep technically separately and yet somehow even gayer than if they just slept in a normal bed together

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Homestar Runner are all in the category of things I've never actually seen but I understand the memes because of cultural absorption

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 20h ago

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

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I woke up this morning hella horny, so I decided to remedy that by drawing my boyfriend fudging his pamps full~ :3

It would actively make my job less annoying actually

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 16h ago

I have one answer.

Yes, that is @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social

bazoing

Take my hand, it'll be ok 🐺🦊💙

SHE HIT THE CUNTAGON

....... what

Mechsploi idea: The pilots are encouraged to explore each other's bodies in the barracks to better "bond" together

As someone who wrote (in their head): - A two-part original story set to the Ghost in the Shell OPs - A Tales of Symphonia final dungeon/battle to the first Soul Eater OP - A Pokemon-themed animation to the DDR remix of “Butterfly” I FEEL PERSONALLY AND VIOLENTLY ATTACKED AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT

A flip has switched in my brain and I've been voraciously horny for several days now Anyway TMI Tuesday ask me questions

CW: Very horny full pants posting So like, imagining being able to poop as much as you want whenever you want. Like, you don't even feel any actual urge, you could totally hold it, but you WANT your pants to be extremely hyper full so

Thank you, Discord, for diligently alerting me when a friend does a status update. I love groggily staring at a notification on my phone that says hornkin' my jorngle and thinking this is something I, rumwik, am being told specifically.

would you date her now？ SHUT UP！

Lordyan(Commissions Open)@lordyanyu.bsky.social · 2d ago

Would you date a robot cat girl？ Mew mew/Pink from deltarune

Little sis the size of a big sis

It took a bit cause I kept getting distracted by comic stuff BUT Tokyo Mirage Sessions beaten!.... again :P Truly TRULY ending playing every Fire Emblem game in a year including spinoffs Anyway new Fire Emblem next month-