Does anyone want to open some Bright Lights and maybe smooch every time we see a card we like, and build some absolutely heinous limited decks?

My wife got me a canvas of her in lingerie and it’s hanging up in the office and I’m furious I’m not at home staring at it

I think Extinction Level Event and generally alternative win cons are a big add to a game that doesn't offer a lot of space for "goofy" armory level decks that aren't just sparkling bad decks. giving a casual appeal in a format that plays enough turns to realize a silly plan is really fun

the beautiful women who are actually kind of decent (or better) at fab should teach me how to be kind of decent (or better) so that i don't waste my pq entry fees as much

Stale meta aside, I’m having a lot of fun playing Pokemon. Cards go brrrr.

Doing fuck shit with Extinction Level Event May single handedly save me. #fabtcg

i wish everyone whose hero LL'd this weekend a very happy <whatever you said to me after prism LL'd> :)

Pop punk band: we finally figured out how to write outside of common time and we’re psyched to show it off. This next one is called 6/8

I downloaded pokemon tcg live because I can’t stop thinking about card games for even a single minute

Something tells me Dr. Mortimer is going to do something dark and nefarious to me. I haven’t been this interested in a new hero since Dio. #fabtcg

JUST ANNOUNCED: Every gem now has the errata text “When this is pitched, banish it. Blood Debt like 3 or something idk”

They should give SAGE Azalea Red In the Ledger sent post #fabtcg

*hands you a chocolate orange slice when you let me add the smash palace event deck to our SAGE game*

Living Legend plays so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty. #fabtcg

I need 96 uninterrupted hours of Skyrim

“Join our WiFi to place an order” burn down your establishment

Perhaps my greatest flesh and blood skill is buying cards for a hero that sucks #fabtcg

Society if we had robust UPF support and the PVE pipeline was real so the burgeoning Flesh and Blood casual community had an on ramp and could develop and thrive. #fabtcg

Magic the Gathering is so cool I wish they still made cards

More chaos cards please

I miss Azalea but ultimately I know I can become worse

Nostalgia is a fascist tool so the fact that I can’t remember a bunch of stuff makes me extra powerful

In the same breath that Prism became legal in SAGE, Levia took over. Yep that’s about right ✨

#armoryrecap on pre IAR Boltyn L Oscilio honestly idk what happened I got lost in @guillotinevogue.bsky.social eyes during sideboarding. Fun race, we both just kinda passed at one point L Ira I got Humbled twice holy shit don’t let that hit. Not familiar with the matchup Bye, pizza rolls

Armory day :3

Every fab seller is like “heres my collection tracker link that sucks to view.” and just want you to make your own sale for them and still expect 90%. Idk maybe let the game die

@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this

I’ve BEEN in soup mode. Lock the fuck in.

The should make a light hero