" Sally May, I'm pregnant! " The impess exclaimed. Millie wasn't one to get emotional, but here she was on the verge of tears. " I can't do my job like this? And what will I even tell my husband? What about our parents??? "
Millie
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" Sally May, I ain't got the slightest idea what I am gonna do about.... " She sighs, her hands falling to her stomach. " I ain't been able to tell Moxx yet, and with my job I- "
What the hell am I supposed to do now? Ugh... I need Sally Mae.
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Well, you wouldn't have to watch after eggs all day if you did it yourself and that's a darn fact! Nobody sent me, I just saw you mention minions and I ain't fond of the thought of slavery outside the bedroom.
Sir Pentious@eggboizlover.bsky.social · 2y agoLazy!? I will have you know it is strenuous work to manage stupid idiot eggs all day! Besides, how do I know I can trust you during this 'training'? Who sent you? Clearly this is a ploy to get me to let my guard down so I can be usurped!
" Are you tellin' me you get your TV free? "
𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago" ........ I guess... I guess that's why it's Hell- "
" No, you have to pay an outrageous subscription for everything here. Some are even pay per episode. "
𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago" Couldn't you always access Disney? "
She's feeling sick to her stomach again, and has yet to tell Moxxie why she has been feeling this way.
I'm in dire need of a little TLC and I don't know how to ask for it.
" That's great! Now we can get a new channel in hell. I can't wait to tell Moxx! "
𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago" Heaven has officially declared the Disney Channel logo to be a satanic symbol. "
She' just gonna send a quick photo to her husband @iamnotapossum.bsky.social through text. Text: Hey Moxx, I got somethin' special for you tonight. Text: Here's a sneak peek 💕
That sounds like a mighty fine case of bein' lazy and lettin' others do it for you. I can teach you how to fight if you ever want to get into doing some of your own 'grunt work'.
Sir Pentious@eggboizlover.bsky.social · 2y agoPerhaps getting your hands dirty is enjoyable for you with your abnormally bull-like strength, madam, but I have an inventors brain to protect. I like letting my machines do the work, and I have far more important things to do than grunt work!
" That sounds horrible. Why would anyone want to be there if you can't even do anythin' "
Lucifer Morningstar@releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2y ago"It's so called perfection is anything but... You'd be chained down with oh so many rules. Horrid."
What do you even need a minion for? Isn't it more fun to get things done yourself? I like to get my hands dirty
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Sir Pentious@eggboizlover.bsky.social · 2y agoHmmm... I wonder if I posted an advertizement, if I could aquire a new minion. Perhaps one less breakable than my Egg Boiz. Though how will I ensure their loyalty? Their brains would be fully functional and not scrambled.
Yeah, I imagine sitting on a cloud strumming a harp all day would get pretty boring. Down here we get ALL the excitement!
Lucifer Morningstar@releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2y ago"Heaven sucks. That's the post."
( A smug grin crosses her lips as she sends off the video to Moxxie. ) Blitz, yah know you shouldn't dish it if you can't take it. Right, Sugar? You were the first to record us.
＊ᅠblitzø.@blitzxhm.bsky.social · 2y agoᅠ ( just about to set mini-him and mini-stolas on a double date with mini-m&m before noticing her. ) oh, what the fuck― are you recording me? 💢 ᅠ
( Oh no, he can be cute. DEFINITELY showing this to her husband later. )
＊ᅠblitzø.@blitzxhm.bsky.social · 2y agoᅠ ( she’s gone unnoticed ― he’s busy making mini-horse-blitzø kiss mini-horse-stolas. ✨ ) ᅠ
I'm showing that to Moxx later. He'll get a kick out of it.
She hums thoughtfully as she notices the imp wriggle, causing her to put a hoof on him to stay still. " Of course, darlin'! I was only going to take a quick trip till I didn't hear anymore complainin' "
Lucifer Morningstar@releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2y agoHe just stares at the individual with an eyebrow raise. Hmm. Then my turns back to Millie. "I'm not going to ask why, but do be careful. It is supposed to acid rain later tonight. I'm sure it'll be fine."
( She inspects her favorite toy carefully before she dramatically tosses it over her shoulder with one hand and it embeds itself in the wall. ) Well of course it is silly! Do you know how many weights I had to lift to be able to use that? ( She folds her hands over her chest. ) Honestly, you -
＊ᅠblitzø.@blitzxhm.bsky.social · 2y agoᅠ ( blink, blink. sighing as he offered the axe back to her. ) chill out, mills. i was careful with it. but the damn thing was a lot heavier than i expected. ᅠ
" Why thank you, honey! I was tryin' to figure out just how far to drag this man by his junk. " Yes. There is an imp tied to the back of the I.M.P. van with a rope tightly wrapped around his... Oh that-....that's just wrong.
Lucifer Morningstar@releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2y ago"... I heard street paint. The doomsday district always needs it."
I might just have to borrow the van after I tie someone up to the back. They'll make lovely new paint for our streets 💕
( She gives Blitzo an eerily nice smile that happens to be a little too wide. ) I'd suggest handin' that back to me, Boss. And she better not have a single chip or dent!
＊ᅠblitzø.@blitzxhm.bsky.social · 2y agoᅠ uh .. ( hiding the blood-stained axe behind his back. it isn’t working very well. ) nope. haven’t seen it. ᅠ