Unravelling Dixie Dean's England Snub Dean’s place in football history is immortal. Yet, one of the most baffling anomalies of his career isn’t what he achieved for Everton, but how criminally underutilised he was by the national team Read More Here - tinyurl.com/bded3rtx

Unless it directly benefited Everton’s fortunes I can’t think of any situation where I’d want Liverpool to win a game of football They could be playing that German team from Escape to Victory and I’d still want them to lose

Almost laughable that Everton’s bench that day was João Virgínia (GK) Nathan Patterson Michael Keane Amadou Onana Beto Seamus Coleman Youssef Chermiti Mackenzie Hunt Lewis Dobbin And the Blues were the ones suffering a points deduction

This was thier starting point with Everton Itching to come down hard on one transgression I wonder how how aggressive they’ll be over 114?

Worth remembering that the Premier League initially wanted to give Everton a 12 point deduction for one PSR breach

Keeper moves into a poor position and watches the ball all the way Johnson in no way impacting the play A decision only given because the refs cocked up last week (from @TheEvertonTimes)

I thought Everton’s opening 10 minutes would be the worst thing I’d see in London this weekend But then on the tube…

Everton That v Spursy The Stoppable Force meets the Moveable Object

FL 12 On This Day, 1888 Everton Begin League Football Read More Here: tinyurl.com/5n79twy3

FL12 – Everton V Accrington – 1888

It started with just twelve. A dozen trailblazers striking out to create what would become the greatest football league in the world (at least until the Premier League ruined the top flight with it…

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Only 2 clubs in the league have a positive net spend over the last 5 years: Everton and Brighton One of those clubs recruits, develops and sells exceptionally well The other is a tight arsed, disorganised shitshow

From the dying days of the Moores era, through Johnson, into Kenwright, then Moshiri and now TFG, there is an undeniable seam of sloppy amateurism running through the lot This is institutional incompetence

If you don’t fully expect injuries to both Barry and Mykolenko in the coming weeks, can you really call yourself an Evertonian?

Definitely a bit of a shit dad doing last minute Xmas Eve shopping feel to the end of this window for Everton

This is just the last 7 games

There’s almost no point. It’s as blatant as you’ll see But the bar of what constitutes an Everton penalty is ridiculously high

This new Barcola song is an absolute banger!

Super El Niño, Solar Eclsipe, and now a Mykolenko assist. Really is a weird year

There will be a time when we don’t see the Tarkowski/Keane partnership play for Everton again That’s what I hang to. The fact that this too shall pass

The David Moyes Space Programme 'We could put a man on Mars. Of course we'd like to. But let's not carried away. It's probably more important we focus on Mission Control for now. Give it a lick of paint, tidy up a bit, make sure the canteen is well stocked…

This new Van Dijk song is an absolute banger!

Absolutely fucking class today

That’s about half what it’s cost Everton in lost merit payments and the Burnley case for a small PSR violation

Some players have a move or skill named after them, like the Cruyff Turn, The Penenka, The Berba Spin How about ‘The Mykolenko Balloon Cross To The Other Side Of The 18 Yard Box Where Absolutely Nobody Fucking Is’?

A repugnant soulless void whose brand marches on ceaselessly, spreading misery across the globe...now linked with Bezos

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Amazon founder Bezos nears deal to buy stake in Liverpool Football Club Wonder if he’ll make the players piss in bottles and not take a break

Absolute Banger

You looked at Everton last season and potential improvement wasn’t some kind of footballing mystery Stick two proper full backs in the side, ensure the end of the Tarks/Keane partnership, and get a vaguely competent forward 2 weeks until Palace and nothing has changed

It’s like Glastonbury…but exclusively for c**rs

Everton are considering exploring a move to make an enquiry about having a keen interest in monitoring possible talks regarding a potential deal in principle...

Evertonians were dismissed as tinfoil hatted lunatics by many for suggesting the Premier League might have an agenda and by extension treat clubs differently Turns out, that was pretty much spot on It’s like discovering the moon landings really were faked