Tansy Gardam

@tansyg.bsky.social

chaotic foolish. writer, critic and recovering TV producer. host of Going Rogue, a podcast about troubled films and the industry that makes them, if you even care.

I know this is the sort of hubris the myths were written about but as a pescatarian I could speedrun the Odyssey. I’m not hunting those sheep into the cyclops’ cave, I ain’t eating Circe’s stew, I am not slaughtering those cows, Calypso might get me with the edible arrangements but that’s about it.

obsessed with Ian Flemming's daily schedule - swim - brunch - write 1500 words no edits just freestyle - lobster hunting - pink gin - lunch - siesta - sit in garden - another swim - 500 more words - "a couple of powerful drinks" - dinner - scrabble with wife - sleep

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i got addicted to making silk pillowcases mostly for the fun and fancy feel but I just slept with my old cotton ones and my hair looks like it got put through fairy floss machine. what monster have i created in myself.

time for my favourite part of the sound mix - desperately googling things to make sure I've got the most up to date info in the comfortable knowledge that something will inevitably change 24 hours after the ep is released.

I fear that last night I was mid-conversation with someone at karaoke whose grandfather was executed by a CIA agent in blackface in Indonesia in the 80s when Superbass came on.

fondly remembering the time I asked an old coworker about the time we asked Jay Baruchel if Toothless was a cat or a dog and she was like "oh man, that can't have been me, I would have been stoked to get that interview" and I sent photos of her doing the interview and she STILL DIDN'T BELIEVE ME