Alex

@martyr81.bsky.social

Cat in a hat.

Fuck sake, all those AI-created wannabe-profound writeups which have a large amount of phrases like "It's not just x. It's y." thrown in need to stop RIGHT NOW.

Just had dinner here in Porto. It’s not my first time in Portugal but this one definitely felt like they wanted to go out of their way to give patrons a proper experience. SO. MUCH. MEAT. 🍖 🍖 🍖

Still impressed by the fact that music television continues to be a thing in Portugal. Does anyone do music videos still? Seems to have faded out with the decline of MTV.

So, hottest day of the year apparently. Some stats: Water intake so far: 3l and counting. Shower count: 3 Hot meal: 0 Sandwich: 1 Ice lolly count: 3 Change of shirt: 3