Cancelling on trade to get a seafood boil >>>

2025 may be a rotted year so far but the mug has been on ! Let the record show the mug is prevailing !

The state of the world has really been impeding my ability to feel my bluefin pussgina fantasy lately

It’s crazy how one day a septum ring is an integral part of your personality and then the next it’s gone forever

Someone looked at me tn was like omg I love your outfit and then looked down and said “OOH BUT NOT THEM SHOES” 💔

FFS just got approved wtf wtf wtf wtf

Why tf do drag tours keep stopping in Knoxville ??

Almost out of my last can of Dior airflash, gonna cry

TS by day, DL by night

Need to go bowling in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid sooo bad

Ik short people are so grateful for the face full of titty they get when they hug me

To TS is to slay, to werq, to serv

The beige and beyond community vs using blush with an inappropriate depth for their skin tone

Surgery has really worsened the slow season skinny this year

Tired of hearing Idina Menzel’s defying gravity 💖

2024 was the year of the BPD Baddie, what will 2025 have in store ???

One thing abt me, im gon misgender your cat

Is nosferatu #fierce ?

Good morning

Do flies and bees fuck with each other or no ?

Breasks

My top 4 mugs of 2024 me thinks

Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is GAY

Just changed my oil in the parking lot of the bar. Feeling : Butch

EUSEXUA

Damn post Malone looks like a dirty q tip

Merry Christmas to the lace front eyebrow community only 💖

Car crapped out on Christmas Eve

Still have not psychologically recovered from watching Anora