2025 may be a rotted year so far but the mug has been on ! Let the record show the mug is prevailing !
The state of the world has really been impeding my ability to feel my bluefin pussgina fantasy lately
It’s crazy how one day a septum ring is an integral part of your personality and then the next it’s gone forever
Someone looked at me tn was like omg I love your outfit and then looked down and said “OOH BUT NOT THEM SHOES” 💔
Ik short people are so grateful for the face full of titty they get when they hug me
The beige and beyond community vs using blush with an inappropriate depth for their skin tone
2024 was the year of the BPD Baddie, what will 2025 have in store ???
Just changed my oil in the parking lot of the bar. Feeling : Butch