{Hey so is it bloody obvious I ain't doin' shit with this anymore?} {No? Uhhh... well now it is.} {It's been like, a year and I've not done much in a VERY long while with THIS account since like, P6 was announced.} {And honestly, I ran out of ideas for this account specifically a LONG time ago. -

Huh? I just woke up wha- Oh right uhhh... fuckin'... Persona 6... ...Wake me up when it's time to release 1 and 2 again...

That's... something we can talk about another time. For now, get whoever has your DeLorean, and whoever you think can help! we're formin' an army!

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀!@parodyuniversal.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Wait... What's wrong with my other ideas?

Probably because it's a GOOD idea, unlike your other ones...

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀!@parodyuniversal.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Sounds like you agree with one of my ideas.

...Back in time... Time... Wait! that's it! Why even have a convoluted plan? we can just go back in time as many times as we want to stop Disney from getting the gauntlet in the first place!

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀!@parodyuniversal.bsky.social · 8mo ago

...You make a good point. I think I’ll have to talk to Woody and see if he's okay with me to spread anti-Disney propaganda with DreamWorks characters almost resembling to the House Mouse’s characters. That or going back in time with the Delorean Time Machine for reasons alone.

Uhh, can't really do that... the TV World is dependent on whoever falls into the TV... making a world fit for their shadow... You COULD risk it and throw Dreamworks in but... I'd rather not hurt a friend to try and stop a multi-billion dollar company...

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀!@parodyuniversal.bsky.social · 8mo ago

At least... Add a DreamWorks-like dungeon to fuel Disney’s salt? I own DreamWorks Animation and do you have any idea how much shade they tried to throw at them? It’s like I found someone who’s pissed at the House of Mouse.

...Buying it won't do anything but irritate the shadows inside more, meaning they'll become more of a threat to them especially the Reaper... Personally, I don't see an issue to my plan...

𝗦𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀, & 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀!@parodyuniversal.bsky.social · 8mo ago

On paper, it sounds like a good idea at first... But you know how Disney is. The moment they get thrown to this world you speak of, they’ll buy it instantly.

...Stupid idea but... What if we just threw Disney into the TV World and let their shadow do the talking... They'll deny their shadow, and therefore will be consumed by it since nobody will be there to help!

...You literally made all the Little Big Planet servers go ka-putt, I don't think showing what is basically a reminder of such, will help at all with making Sonic happy.

PlayStation@parodyplaystation.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Don’t worry Sonic. You can have this Sonic Sackboy to calm down.

Oh... you'll see... you'll see, no need to worry.... for now.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 9mo ago

.... What

Y'know what, you can own her for a bit I bet she'd love to meet you personally... Oh, and by the way... Congrats on digging your own grave by doing this, pal... really means a ton to me... :)

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Do I own this other Alice?

Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while... ...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Now buying the rights and license to the Halloween holiday.

Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place... Couldn't be me!

We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Critic scores says otherwise.

Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about! Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 10mo ago

...

In conclusion, I win. :)

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 12mo ago

>This whole statement made Nintendo lose their minds...<

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh.... (Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot) Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢@parodykonami.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.

*ahem* ...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 12mo ago

The summoning partners to fight for you mechanic.

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!? ...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢@parodykonami.bsky.social · 12mo ago

...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢@parodykonami.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Don’t push them any ideas.

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll.... So, no, no you ain't... ...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨@parody4kids.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.

We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab... as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours. ...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...

Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles... ...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨@parody4kids.bsky.social · 12mo ago

First off, TMNT 2003 was one of my best works that isn’t anime., and I know a certain orange splat company acquired it. As for the Kirby anime dub... Let’s just say...

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

4𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙨@parody4kids.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Ah, so you heard of me and my legacy.

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit... ...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“Y-yes, but still. Owning that kind of patent can kill off a genre... And that’s what Nintendo has been doing recently.”

I... read the whole thing? And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent... Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game. -

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“S-sorry, but have you seen what the Big N has done recently?”

D-Don't drag us into this???

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“I can see ATLUS debunking Nintendo’s claim for owning the summoning mechanics.... Square? They’re doing their own thing, and besides, having a Disney character as a summon in KH feels all the better since said series is a sister franchise to Final Fantasy.”

That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him. I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗@parodycapcom.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“Uh-huh. I shadow dropped the new collection in favor of god over in Japan because apparently, the hardcore ‘gamers’ refuse to play Rock’s easy baby games in the States...”