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I genuinely HATE my o'cedar. The mop the stupid bucket spinny thing that stinks constantly, cannot be cleaned inside the tank, randomly breaks and absolutely refuses to make licensed replacement pads for. I hate it so deeply im about to spend $100 on an industrial bucket like they have in jails

We had a sous vide wand downstairs and I asked if I could have it, and our chef brought me his brand new one still in the box and said "I hate those things my ex bought it for me, its better take this one" and my bf bringing me a vacuum sealer so obvs we had to make steak. More info in reply>

Hello to the internet. I am unmedicated and frustrated which means I am about to get ✨️very✨️ petulant very quickly. Come along with me while I scorch earth with a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of whiskey in my hand 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Took my kids to celebrate our weird uncles birthday and they're having the absolute fucking worst time. I dont like putting my kids online, but I cant stop laughing they don't like carnival rides lmao

My daughter melting in he heat and being ultra dramatic because its hot outside so she cant exist. My kids having the absolute worst time of their fucking lives riding a carnival ride holding on for dear life

This man CONTINUES to baffle and astound me. He has a limited edition toys r us gold n64 with the working system, controllers and box in fantastic condition because his neighbor bought it and never used it and left it downstairs for 20 years 😭 I feel like i know a celebrity? #n64 #retro

The back of the box of the toys r us version gold n64 with Zelda, hey you Pikachu, Kirby, banjo-tootie, paper mario, mickey.. something my eyes aren't that good sorry, Pokémon stadium, more pokemon something??? , twink drink?? Am I reading that right? Extreme 64?, oh my god it got so dark i cant see that at all uh ... pirates?? Tetanus and something else mario idkThe front of the box like this is literally crazy?

Dear pizza shack, in Willis TX (and also Montgomery congratulations and we'll wishes on your continued success). I have not set foot in your restaurant since 2017. Every day past then I am and shall remain: haunted by your ranch. I think every day about it, I dream, I long, I yearn.

Every time i sit down to draw I have to reconcile the fact that past me, (who did his best btw be nice) has left my canvas an absolute mess and that 3/4 of my art time has gone from "quickly finishing the last touches up" to WHO THE FUCK. WHAT LAYER. WHEN DID I CUT THAT HUGE CHUNK OUT OF THE CENTER.

Sooooooo many people say they hate their jobs. But honest to god with my full chest I *love* my job. I get to go in every day, hang out with my friends, get complimented and make amazing food i am exactly where I want to be.