I need Hot Streak: Angine de Poitrine

“I’m not complicit! I’m not complicit” I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a nut job

I am completely immune to hot girl text spam but I have to admit this one almost got me to respond even though A) I do not live next to someone with steps and B) I am not doing construction

if I were a child in the UK my nightmares would have been the Burry Man, the Knife Angel, and Mr Blobby

UK folks, what connotation does the word "knotty" have and why has it been used in four separate reviews of my standup show??

Happy birthday to @theaterbear.com ... my husband, creative partner, best friend, and favorite person in the world. I love you baby, here's to many more!

I have no idea why, but washing my clothes in the UK has completely discolored them, it definitely seems like it's from a pair of jeans I have, but it's a set of clothes I've washed together at least a dozen times in the US and it was always colorfast

California actors, it's worth checking this to see if any residual checks went astray! claimit.ca.gov

Whoa, I'm actively shocked that Elf Lyons was not nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award... there has not been a show this month that more people have recommended by word of mouth

It's me in The Guardian with a joke that has slightly changed form in the current show, tix available today for CHRIS GRACE 88% at Assembly Studios! www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...

Magicians and margarine: 10 of the funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe 2026

Every year, hundreds of standups from across the world descend on the venerable festival. Here are some of their finest one-liners

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Update the venue is claiming that because I got to the entrance of the venue 23 seconds late that my tickets were forfeit. They have confirmed this on CCTV. Btw not sure how they know what I look like

Chris Grace@chrisgrace.com · 4w ago

Absolutely insane policy for a venue to release your paid tickets at Fringe when you’ve shown up five minutes ahead of the start, especially considering how close times run at the Festival, and no other venues run this way. Guess I’m not seeing Phil Ellis this year on my day off.

Absolutely insane policy for a venue to release your paid tickets at Fringe when you’ve shown up five minutes ahead of the start, especially considering how close times run at the Festival, and no other venues run this way. Guess I’m not seeing Phil Ellis this year on my day off.

"Media literacy is dead" and "you're overthinking it, just enjoy it" are mostly incompatible

Stop fucking up things That are a rich source of joy In my life you dolts

I love "Watchmen", but why would Adrian Veidt choose to be called Ozymandias when he obviously would have known about the ironic Shelley poem?

I understand the message of this image but the notion of little wire fence bird creatures tearing themselves away from their grid prison and squeak-flapping everywhere is terrifying to me

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last mo.

"Break Free" by Disha Dua

another 4-star review for "Chris Grace: 88%" list.co.uk/news/chris-g...

I genuinely don't have imposter syndrome but sometimes people are so positive about my work that I start to think they are talking about someone else. Anyway here's a five-star review!!! "a riveting hour of introspection" edfestmag.com/chris-grace-...

Chris Grace: 88% - Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

Words: Calum BaxterImage: Jill Petracek 5 stars  This afternoon’s performance begins by Chris regaling us with an anecdote about a friend who made a racist joke in his presence. This anecdote becomes ...

edfestmag.com

I think I would live a healthier life in the UK because I like going to bookstores and game stores to buy stuff when I'm bored at night and most of them here are like "nope we closed at 3pm" On the other hand maybe I would just start drinking

My next 4 shows are sold out and a 4-star review just came in... get your tix soon! www.onthemic.co.uk/reviews/chri...

The WNBA CBA says "only women can play in the WNBA". So if Enes Kanter wants to live and exist as a woman in the world, then Enes can play in the WNBA. If he is doing this as a stunt, and is not actually identifying as a woman, then he's ineligible to play, simple as

fringe is such bullshit, people cancel shows when they clearly aren't busy, like what else does this dude have going on that he bailed on this talk

i think pointing out that something is a trope in a movie as a criticism is fine because most of the time a critic is saying "this is a cliche and therefore predictable and boring"... eg it's okay to say things are boring

I think it's healthy that have someone in your life that is really nice to you and treats you wonderfully that you secretly despise

Crowd Control is the Dyson Daniels of Dropout

my new show at Edinburgh Fringe starts TOMORROW. Get your tix pal. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

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An important thing I would do if I were President is I would make it illegal for any white person to say "we are so cooked"

oh i also i just remembered I did like that The Odyssey felt like Terence Malick a lot of the time

Chris Grace@chrisgrace.com · 2mo ago

Saw the Odyssey. 7.5/10 It’s very good but I wonder was Zeus’ Law important I wish they had mentioned it more

WTF Pixar?

Paula Wirth@paulawirth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.

Saw the Odyssey. 7.5/10 It’s very good but I wonder was Zeus’ Law important I wish they had mentioned it more