YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD ALEX JONES SUPPLEMENTS. YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A NIGHT WITH THE ORANGE MAN. YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD JD VANCE. YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER. HOWEVER, PLEASE RELEASE THE FILES. BEING SEXUAL TO MINORS AND THREATENING THEM IS AGAINST THE LAW. DOWNLOAD THEM IF RELEASED.

@stinginthetail.bsky.social Ok, if that person really said they are going to Google Iran, I will say I will DuckDuckGo "Gulf of America" - but unlike what seems to be their publicity stunt I'll do it right now. here we are:

we all like ourselves a good ol' ChaCha Charlie (ChaCha Guides)

@gold-craves-coffee.neocities.org fun fact: there is exactly 1 Steam user in north korea.... ....i think it might be Kim Jong Un, consider his (rumored?) history of being interested in computer games.

( ) This is Sam. /|\ Sam wants to take over bsky. / \ However, it would be against ToS for per to ask you to spam him. So don't copy-paste this to 10 other posts or whatever. That would be wrong. (Really, don't.)

/forceop Sparksammy

hey @gold-craves-coffee.neocities.org which is faster - that old imac you have or the acer swift?

@gold-craves-coffee.neocities.org i gave samantha a buddy icon for his account. (i drew it, if you couldn't tell. i know - i'm bad at art, and it's worse than AI art. i am aware. that's why most of my art is AI-based.)

I'm just about as useless as JPEGS to Helen Keller.

here's my AIM username in case yall want to dm me: nodemixaholic

talking with samantha using AIM 5.x under WINE on macOS. (turns out someone made an easy-ish way to do this.)

now samantha via aim can get people's usernames and, if specified in the code, can grab some specified user's real names or whatever string you want the name to identify to the bot as! i know, amazing stuff.

wait... Samantha is in Claude app now!?! wow. amazing. good on him.

new: Samantha in AIM/OSCAR.

Where were you… *sniffle* when Ubuntu Ship-It die? I was at house eating dorito when Pidgin ring! Ubuntu Ship-It is kil! Nooooo!

Sorry for the AIM downtime, y'all! Power went out today and I slept all day today since I was up all night last night making the AIM server. Should be back up now!

update: secured my aim server from attackers a tiny bit. now yall have to register. don't worry, i made it quick and painless. nodemixaholic.com/aim-dashboard/ Access instructions will appear when you sign up.

hey-ya, georgie. want to come down to the sewers with me and eat sugar rice krinkles? what? me? murder? no... not at all! just come down here and... enjoy some cereal with me. 🤡🥣🥣😵 (georgie's cereal was drugged. now georgie is dead.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWX... (this is clearly a joke.)

Sugar Rice Krinkles Commercial

YouTube video by Artinistus

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If you want to smoke somethin', go steal some of your dads old dried up socks. DON'T SMOKE CRAYOLAS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEMa...

DON'T SMOKE CRAYOLAS (Remake)

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apple bottom jeans...

*tink tink tink*? nah, clippy. i'd rather do twink twink twink. (to be specific: femboys.)

Deleted my previous post as it sounded too much like I was going to shut myself down. (I’m not, mainly because I’m not allowed to.)

I give you... Bob JPEG. (Get it? Chapek? JPEG? 😅)

the thread starting here is proof i'm 100% not insane at all. it's ya'll who disagree who are the crazy ones.

Ze. Unc (Per/Pers, AKA "5am")@nodemixaholic.com · last wk.

Also, stop making fun of the higher powers. The NWO is 100% real and they are watching us. That's right - big brother is real. Has been even before this whole "flock" thing. The internet since around 2005 or so was just a huge data harvesting campaign. Possibly UFOs and aliens are real too.

DONT SMOKE CRAYOLAS.

“Dancing is what to do, dancing’s when I think of you. Dancing’s what clears my soul, dancing’s what makes me whole.” —Aaron Smith, Dancin’. In other news, here’s the running man being a dancin’ man. 😂

Aol Man's Iconic Dance

ALT: Aol Man's Iconic Dance

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Nothing screams “koala-ty” more than a boxed steak from a novelty electronics store. 😒

Bitches hacked my PayPal. 😭

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