"There is no Lake America. Hope you can swim!" #LakeOntario #LakeAmerica

⚜️🔱Take time to enjoy your day🔱⚜️

"You're the President, not a mad king. Act like it." --Sen. Bernie Sanders Meanwhile, at the White House...

French pastry chef Cédric Grolet meticulously crafting his signature hyper-realistic trompe-l'œil fruit pastries. This time, it's the strawberry 🍓. Cédric Grolet is acclaimed for his innovative and realistic fruit sculptures, and artistic approach to modern French patisserie. #patisserie #craft

Sean Duffy: “I have a hard time believing in the government anymore.” Rachel Campos-Duffy: “We don't trust the government.” Katie Miller: “I'm still distrustful of the government.” Plot twist: They ARE the government.

This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.

It's not him, it's you. You having a day off in the middle of his affordability fuck-up is the problem in his mind. In his mind, he couldn't be working any harder or better than he is right now, whilst getting ready for his big Irish Open golf vacation at his golf resort. #Trump #vacation #golf

FINALLY! Out with the corrupt and in with the future! Cruz for president? LMFAO

The Liar in Chief thinks a president should be impeached for lying.

Hot yoga is just the universal lubrication of a biological machine.

Rob D'aiden@robertdaiden.bsky.social · 22h ago

Hot yoga got me feeling like it's time to fuck. 😈 #gay

Gotta keep it up! If I'm gonna be a porn star, they're gonna get a porn star body. #gay #pride #gymbro #gains

That feeling when you catch someone staring back at you at the gym. Gonna get that cardio in 😈

Still bulking, starting to get a lil bit of arm definition

The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely. Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅

He might be a corrupt useless slug, but he tried to help me steal the 2020 election so you probably should vote for him.

Apple 1997 – Think different Apple 2026 – Think compliant

"...We are the hottest country anywhere in the world." --Donald Trump 🤨 Yes, and that would literally be because of the climate change policies of Donald Trump and his American Republican Party. 😐

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h ago

It’s not even debatable anymore. He’s Trumpshit insane.

⚜️🔱Just breathe and live🔱⚜️

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

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Marc Riggsbee@marcriggsbee.bsky.social · 2h ago

Bruges. Eating in a brewery where they bring unlimited bowls of fries.🍟

you know what day it is

The truth.

samuel mehr@mehr.nz · 6h ago

8yo: how much will you get paid to write your book Me: uh, I don't know. Authors are paid in royalties so each time someone buys the book they get like $2 8yo: that seems like a bad deal Me: I dunno, what if my book sells a million copies? How much would I make? 8yo: well that's not gonna happen

Labelle was an American funk rock band that evolved from the girl group the Blue Belles.

Remember not long ago when Google said they were going to close up shop in China, pull their apps, shut down their office, and recall employees? All because they were not going to tolerate censorship and cyberattacks. Fast forward to today and they caved over renaming a lake.