This palette knife piece is actually turning into something! ALWAYS follow your mistakes as far as they will go (I call this one “this is the time I went fishing with Mickey Mantle”)
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Stop missing Achewood comics. Fridays on Patreon. (Panel from last Friday: “Pat’s taste test”) www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Embroidery, a new craft to the Achewood studio. Many fangs, one glorious goal.
The old times are happening again. A classic yet somehow brand-new Achewood strip drops tomorrow 10am pacific in the Achewood Patreon. (This excerpt is from 2004.) It joins 165 other all new strips. Join today! Link to big free collection: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
What it’s really like to be an aging male. From “Old and Gray,” December 26, 2025. Big free no-signup collection of Achewood Patreon comics and more at www.patreon.com/collection/1... — link also in bio.
“Salmonwood” is a longish short story about Ray and Beef’s difficult relationship after the Great Outdoor Fight, and it’s FREE with no signup in the Patreon “Three Tier Preview” collection - www.patreon.com/collection/1...
See behind the scenes. Achewood on Patreon, link to no-signup sample collection: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
There’s some mean adult stuff in this one but it’s all fair given the state of air travel. From the Achewood Patreon - link goes to a big no-signup free portion of the 165+ strips and other tiers www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Key excerpts from last week’s Microsoft 1952 - link to Achewood Patreon free collection: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Back at it. Prepping new late-March art series. That’s Low-Tide’s skull, for the Heads. Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
In today’s Friday Patreon strip: things heat up between Beef and Showbiz. No signup to read many free samples! Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
This week Nice Pete stands in for Ray, answering real questions from real readers. He tells a Proustian story from childhood, involving West Virginia style pizza. Tiers 2&3. Link to the Achewood Patreon: www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Also, anybody got a room to rent in Phoenix? They got rid of security at my son’s apartment and the crime has set in. 21, non smoker / non drinker, fastidious, athlete, Zappa fan but ok with those who do not celebrate. DM me!
Today in tier 3: a Ray Smuckles mixtape! Listen to 30 tracks that will put you in that fine Ketel fettle. (My personal current mix went up last Monday.) GET LINKED UP SON www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Today in the Achewood Patreon: the first time the gang meets Pat Reynolds. Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
No signup required - big collection of free comics and more at my Patreon www.patreon.com/collection/1...
This week in the Achewood Patreon, Téodor runs into yet more trouble at Microsoft. This is in Tier 2 (updates Wednesdays) — regular weekly comic #157 posts Fridays (Tier 1). Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
In this week’s Achewood, Ray’s meth-fueled misadventure in Animal Germany takes a dangerous turn, while Todd’s cousin unveils his perverse pharmaceutical prototype. Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
Yesterday in the Achewood Patreon - Téodor must face another demeaning accusation at work. (Tier 2) www.patreon.com/collection/1...
The Achewood Holiday Shop closes for the year at midnight Sunday 12/7 - still time to order for the holidays! Last items are selling fast. achewood-holiday-pop-up.myshopify.com
Nine new pieces just went live! Still time for holiday shipping. achewood-holiday-pop-up.myshopify.com
Gimme gimme gimme, I need some more / don’t ASK…WHAT…FOR🎶 (name that tune) Exciting new Ray developments in the Achewood Patreon - many free no-signup samples at this link www.patreon.com/collection/1...
43 originals left in this drop of the Achewood holiday shop! achewood-holiday-pop-up.myshopify.com/collections/...
Some dudes never change. Achewood, new strips Fridays on the Patreon, www.patreon.com/collection/1...
Achewood: lo-fi DIY til I die. Largely because every major deal falls through, but that’s just god telling me everyone else is an asshole. Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
Citizens! The time for kindness is upon us. This new shirt will be available in the soon-to-open Achewood holiday shop!
Connie’s subtitling smut again. Excerpts from today’s strip. Big free unlocked set, no emails required, at the Patreon! Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
Roast Beef gets his first massage, today in the Achewood Patreon. Link in bio. This is weekly installment #144, come and read them all for only $5! There are over 500 pieces in total, across three tiers. Here’s a free collection to get started: Https://www.patreon.com/collection/1517675
Where have I been? I have been at the driving range. Treated myself to some used modern irons (to replace my 90s Taylor Burners) and am slowly dusting off the swing my dad ghost started teaching me, oh, 45 years ago. (More in comments)
