I just replaced a lightbulb and realized that I will likely be dead before it needs replacing again.

I am so embarrassed. I was sitting on the toilet when I was suddenly teleported to a Waffle House.

If Trump really follows through on his threats to Iran remember it was either DEI, a couple of transgenders in sports, and a few pronouns in some emails … or this

“Jesus would want us to annihilate a people” is a helluva take for a party full of Christians.

Chilling Thought O’ the Day: On the outside chance that he doesn’t TACO and there are war crimes committed, we will then have the answer to “will the military refuse unlawful orders?” Sleep tight.

So we are now on the precipice of being the people whose leader commits war crimes. I guess that as long as they aren’t inconveniencing us, we aren’t going to do anything about that, are we?

Maybe, just maybe, the MSM reports horrible shit about the current administration not because because it is biased, but because it actual horrible shit.

There are signs the system may hold. Now the question becomes, “what will the cornered animals do in response?”

I can’t wait until we can add “compassion” back into the list of widely accepted American values.

I’m feeling like we are living in “All in the Family - The Movie”. Where da fuq did the last 50 years of progress and refinement of civilization go?

Suddenly the climate control feature of my truck includes 3 levels of NAZI. Coincidence?

CNN, breathing a rhetorical sigh of relief that the guy who was caught in an FBI sting is heading to Minn. is so on brand. Weird, but on brand.

Outrage over “her emails” and pronouns led us to Federal agents shooting citizens in the streets. Then lie about it. And once again, we are too cowardly to save ourselves.

So, Piggy is gonna make life even more expensive for all of us unless our NATO allies let him steal Greenland? Do I have that right?

12 people have been shot by ICE agents since June 2025. 0 ICE agents have been shot by people since June 2025. Who are the thugs?

If the insurrection act is evoked, I say we show them what insurrection really looks like.

"Radical Left Ideology" didn't kill a Minnesota woman. A bullet that some fraction of my taxes paid for; Fired from a gun some fraction of my taxes paid for; By a (thug) ICE officer some fraction of my taxes paid for; Killed her. And if I am paying for it, I get a say.

An innocent woman was shot...to death...by the US Government. Not a single one of us is safe in America. After all the camera angles and lies, that IS the bottom line. I assume that the collective we are ok with that bottom line given that the best we can do to resist is don animal costumes.

"Radical Left Ideology" didn't kill a Minnesota woman. A bullet that some fraction of my taxes paid for; Fired from a gun some fraction of my taxes paid for; By a (thug) ICE officer some fraction of my taxes paid for; Killed her. And if I am paying for it, I get a say.

Sorry folks. If we are going to sit back and let all of this shit happen to us, we deserve it.

An innocent woman was shot...to death...by the US Government. Not a single one of us is safe in America. After all the camera angles and lies, that IS the bottom line. I assume that the collective we are ok with that bottom line given that the best we can do to resist is don animal costumes.

How many lives are we going to sacrifice in service to our cowardice to fight back? How. Many. Fucking. Lives...

Dear Hague, I wanted to bring to your attention the mass influx of prosecutions heading your way from the US in 2029 (or 2027 if we can extract our craniums from our posteriors). Please plan accordingly. I hear Jack Smith is available. Sincerely, Sane Americans.

Ready to fight back yet or are we still just sending strongly worded letters?

The GOAT Psychedelic Furs song: Dumb Waiters. I said what I said.

Venezuelan sovereignty. The latest victim of the Epstein scandal.

Inconceivable (RIP)

The Press Secretary for the Pentagon has confirmed that the Caribbean boat strikes, including the follow up strike that killed survivors, were “presidentially directed” and backed by Secretary Kegsbreath. Time to bring them up on charges of murder.

They continue to tell on themselves.

Someone give her a napkin to wipe the jizz off of her chin.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo ago

Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."