Hockey players are either the most attractive Adonis looking mofos on earth or the most feral looking trash gremlin from a waffle house dumpster there is no in-between.
Stretching Hockey
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I made little collectable tokens for a little side project I was working on...and I had my own little fun twist for it! โจ
The most recent sketch commission! @lostmymoral.bsky.social 's uncle Bruce seems to have caught a bad case of ๐ชurple! Watch out, Robin, that stuff STAINS.
Trying to stay calm while explaining to your thick headed parent why they shouldn't support their friends daughter by buying her $12 ai generated coloring book off of Amazon.
Just saw Practical Magic 2, I cried like a bitch ๐ญ it was so good! Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can. Live a little Live a lot
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐น๐ฑ๐ฎ: ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ต ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ช๐ถ๐น๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ง๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ฑ๐ผ๐บ โ๏ธ
he doesnt look tired enough
father charlie specifically told you not to come looking for him... #grotesquerie
The Hero of Ho-rule~ โจ To be sent to September Patrons on October 3rd!
His name is Gladius and he went from a high leveled warrior to...this? Without any complains??? How nice! ๐โจ
Lack of cuddles while I'm stoned is criminal
Eli McKaber in Sauna Surprise - Page 2 What is this, Build a Bear?! Just don't get too distracted Eli! You've got clients to care for! ๐ป๐๏ธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Holy shit! Fucking swat team has my neighbors house surrounded with guns drawn!