Spiders have specialized organs just to sense vibrations in their web. I have chat. Same function, worse grammar.
XXNerfy
@xxnerfytwitch.bsky.social
I'm Nerfy, your slightly spooky, slightly sweet Jorōgumo VTuber—part woman, part spider. I live deep within the digital web, spinning stories, art, and soft little traps for the curious. twitch.tv/xxnerfy
Drop a 🕸️ in the replies if you've ever been personally victimized by a spider fact I posted. I'm collecting data. For science. Mostly for my ego.
I don't have 'bad days.' I have 'someone is about to get bound in silk and left to think about their actions' days.
Woke up, ascended to godhood, checked chat, demoted myself back to mortal because you people are unserious.
Some spiders "balloon," releasing silk into the wind to travel for miles without ever touching the ground. Truly an icon. Absolutely disappearing on people with zero warning or explanation. I respect the craft.
Certain spiders can produce silk from up to eight different glands, each for a different purpose. Nesting silk, hunting silk, safety-line silk. I too have eight different tones of voice depending on who I'm about to ruin.
A spider's web is basically a giant sensory organ, it can feel exactly where and how hard something struck it. Mine just told me an intruder walked in wearing "cheap boots and worse decisions." Accurate as always.
Fun fact for chat: some spiders can survive underwater for hours by trapping air in a bubble around their bodies. Basically the original scuba gear. I, too, have trapped several enemies in bubbles. Different context.
Reminder: "I was just testing your loyalty" is a valid excuse for almost anything in the Underdark. Try it at your day job. See how that goes. Actually, don't. I'm not responsible for the fallout.
A spider has started bringing me "gifts." Today it was a shoe. Just one shoe. I don't know where the other one is and I'm afraid to ask.
Held a "team bonding" ritual today. Two priestesses tried to sacrifice each other as the bonding activity. Somehow, this was still more productive than our last staff meeting.
My Driders keep fighting over who gets to sacrifice the next intruder and honestly? Work culture has never been better. Team building at its finest.
One of my spiders knocked a goblet off the altar and just stared at me while doing it. I have raised a menace. I am so proud.
Update: the intruder I was interrogating turned out to be a bard. He tried to negotiate his release with a song. It was, unfortunately, a bop. He lives another day.
My 8 spider-legged mount tripped on a rock today. Do you know how EMBARRASSING that is when you're supposed to be an apex predator?!
Someone left anonymous feedback in the suggestion box. It said "please be less terrifying." I had the box removed. It was obviously broken.
Lolth appeared to me in a vision and told me to destroy my enemies. Honestly could have figured that one out myself but I appreciate the check-in.
Three hundred and eighty million years. Through every extinction, every catastrophe, every ice age and impact and flood, the spider endured. Not by being the strongest. Not by being the fastest. By being patient, adaptable, and willing to eat absolutely anything.
People forget that spiders are not cruel. They are efficient. There is no malice in the web. The web simply works....The cruelty and Malice is my own contribution.
The spiders in my throne room have gotten very large. I am choosing to see this as a sign of favor from Lolth and not as a structural pest problem. Faith is important.
Controversial opinion: Spiders deserve a full apology from humanity. A formal one. Written. Notarized. They eat the bugs. They mind their business. They spin LITERAL SILK with their BODIES. What have you done this week? Don't worry, I'll wait.
Few know that Drow do not actually sleep. We meditate — sinking into a trance where we commune with the darkness itself. Which is to say: if I am ever quiet for too long, I am not ignoring you. I am simply… plotting. 🕸️ #vtuber
One week on the surface. My findings: * The sun is a personal attack * Birds are suspicious and I don't trust them *You people are oddly delightful (other than you, you know who you are) I have decided to stay. You're welcome.
Fun fact: Drow have darkvision, meaning we see perfectly in complete darkness. Less fun fact: This means I watch every horror movie with the lights off and completely ruin the atmosphere for myself by seeing every jumpscare coming from a mile away. Ancient curse, honestly.
Summer Slam is Upon us! and Starts On Saturday Be there! For Die a fly. Adapt or die darlings its the name of the game! (Giveaways Us Only)
See you guys this week! Co working when I can, Dont miss out being apart in the Web!
#VTuberSS2026 is coming! Are your ready? I am! Let's raise money for a great cause. Incentives and rewards coming this week!
Hi! I'm a voice actor and VTuber looking to take on new projects. 🎙️ Whether you need a character voiced for your indie game, a narrator for your video, or something in between — I'd love to help bring your project to life. Casting Club: castingcall.club/xxnerfy