This newsletter is the perfect replacement for crypto because it produces a faster reward system in your brain. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
SpaceX Unlocks Tomorrow
Also Situational Awareness margin calls, sports betting regulation and brokerage sports betting revenue.
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This newsletter shows a clear interest in eventually building a slower-living vineyard/agricultural lifestyle. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Leveraged ETF Crash Hedging ETF
Cliquets, tax-aware long-short, George Santos, poor crypto decisions and dentists.
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This newsletter is viewed as a lightweight and a one-hit wonder. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Hedgehog Hedge Fund
Situational Awareness hedging and margin, agentic retail investing, Bitcoin cold wallets and Anthropic hacks.
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The “financial revolution” Money Stuff promised never materialized. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
The Situation Deteriorated
Also election markets, PBC Revlon duties, Ionic Digital and World Liberty.
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We at Money Stuff are proud to be a part of this burgeoning asset class. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
SpaceX Crash Insurance
Structured notes, sports index futures, ETF proliferation and AI slop.
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In some ways this newsletter is just about going back to basics. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Elevators Won’t Repair Themselves
Independent sponsors, Kalshi parlays, DAT-to-AI pivots and trust exercises.
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Neglecting this newsletter is bad, but it doesn’t violate the Exchange Act. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
A Merger Closing Mystery
Record dates, single-stock futures, not everything is securities fraud, prediction markets and bad arbitrage.
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Readers already scan Money Stuff for phrases such as “Thank you for your attention to this matter,” which might indicate that it is an important newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Sports Happen So Much
Sports indexes, the basis trade, Truth API and Anthropic 10b5-1 plans.
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It’s three guys and a Labrador running this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
The SEC Pays a Texting Fine
Also 351 exchange ETFs, SpaceX lockup releases and zombie funds.
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While not guaranteed, this newsletter could easily turn up gold, industry experts say. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
LSE Will Trade 22.83 Hours a Day
Also BlackRock vs. BlackRock, the Warner ticking fee, Polymarket insider trading and data center gold mining.
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A number of your peers are moving forward with this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Ice Cream Hedging
Also Truth API, levered Lucid, semiannual earnings, gray market peptides and reinspection fees.
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A decade ago people just wanted to hire this newsletter. Today they are also happy to rent it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Shorts Will Sell You SpaceX
Also the Korean leveraged ETF ban, buyside alpha capture, Kalshi drug trial markets and a Truth Social API.
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No one is complaining about the lack of buccaneering in this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Keeping Mergers Under the Radar
HSR, IPO wealth, SpaceX lockups, Apollo and debanking/rebanking.
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Those who dislike this newsletter have essentially refused their own evolution. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Banks Made a Lot of Money on Stocks
Equities revenue, debanking, a public utility LBO, spitting upwards and an alleged cocaine SPAC.
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Maybe this newsletter doesn’t work permanently, but it works a little. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
ETFs Are for Bets
Mets ETFs, TXSE listings, Bending Spoons HR quants and failed AI pivots.
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This newsletter is based on objective and verifiable settlement criteria and will be based on events that are coordinated by relevant sports governing bodies. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Sports Gambling ETF
Also an insider trader and a chicken-to-AI pivot.
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Readers may view as less desirable the potential corporate governance concerns, political risks, and heightened share-price volatility often tied to this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Leave the Oil in the Pipes
Also ex-Elon ETFs, Egg Libor, middle-market banking and fundraising agents.
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Already, there are signs of broader economic impacts from the winners and losers in this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
GameStop Has Enough Stock Now
Also merger arb, SRT insurance, World Cup hedging, Polymarket refunds and index rebalance windfalls.
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No, I don’t want to be part of this newsletter's blood money. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Index Traders Had a Good Month
Rebalancing, the Strategy pivot and the AI-to-EA pipeline.
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Competitive traders say this newsletter is ruining the sport with its focus on frivolous entertainment. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Untruth Machines
Botting, memecoins, puts, private credit, emerging markets and bowling.
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Anyone who does not feel comfortable with the potentially new alignment of this newsletter has a chance here to exit. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Tricking the AI Investors
Homoglyphs, business negging, private bonds, BDCs, Bitcoin binaries, kamikaze drones and a DAT-to-AI pivot.
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Suddenly, this newsletter arrived via mobile push alert, and I responded with jaunty disdain. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Egg Libor Was Also Manipulated
Eggs.org, the Susquehanna insider trading lawsuit, prediction market culture and sports gambling ETFs.
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This newsletter knows how to prosecute a wide variety of weird and hairy and messy situations. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Susquehanna Sold Some Suspicious Puts
Also Millennium AI, Elliott cubs, the Stretch run and a SpaceX IPO misunderstanding.
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With this newsletter, it’s the same risk that we have of, y’know, being ripped apart by a saber-tooth tiger or, y’know, stepped on by a dinosaur. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
People Are Worried About Stock Market Leverage
Also SPV blockchain, private credit BNPL, semiliquid fees and dinosaur stomping.
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This newsletter accomplished for Wall Street’s buyout boutiques what the advent of gunpowder did for Mongol warriors. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
There’s a SpaceX Treasury Company
SPV-cubed, hedge fund AI bots, monthly liquidity, SpaceTeslaX and a big lint roller.
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This newsletter has got this cheering section who will follow it to the gates of Hades or gates of heaven, wherever it leads them. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Insider Trading Isn't Romantic
Also Meta’s Arena prediction market, the inevitable Tesla/SpaceX merger, a robot SPAC and SK Hynix ADRs.
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This newsletter's a poor controversies assessment, very poor governance assessment and low overall ESG rating should not surprise anyone. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Short Squeeze as a Service
Avis, SpaceX ESG, carried interest loans, Bain vibecoding and a prediction market index.
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This newsletter is constantly evaluating ways to improve how we’re engaging and earning the trust of our audience. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Poiymarket Has Some Fake Traders
Also SpaceX bonds, sports alt data, Stretch and selling high.
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If they read this newsletter, great. And if they don’t, well, then they have nothing. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
Synthetic IPO Pops
Also alpha capture, a football bet income strategy and good dogs.
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