"We kept buying back into the poker game and lost all our money, but we almost had them after we bought in for the 30th time"
Politico@politico.com · 15h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
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He/him Lefty Philly area, BJJ Purple Belt who somehow still competes at 37. DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family. Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker
Politico@politico.com · 15h agoI know some folks in Bluesky have this weird obsession with people still wanting to get physically better at things into their 30s and beyond, but i got my purple belt last night in Jiu Jitsu and thats pretty cool.
Opinion: this Opinion article is worthless and hasnt touched base with reality.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I wrestled D2, rolled with D1 athletes, met NFL players, and the guy who my HS state bracket played in the NFL. Lmao no, i dont think anyone realizes even how fast a 4.5 40 is much less a 200-300 lb person running into you at that speed.
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Need to inform everyone that the latest Spiderman is good. Damn your handsomeness Jon Bernthal and Tom Holland, also Florence Pugh exists and thats not fair for my judgement on movies.
I need someone to get the word out to Jonah Hill or any celeb who trains grappling that I really want them to actually compete... against me... I can give them options of venue.
Logging into LinkedIn and once again I dont know how the existence of that website doesn't cause everyone whos not a senior level HR manager want to start a "bring your kids and guillotine to work day"
John fetterman blindfolded in a Shrek costume just housing ortolan after ortolan
Ruin a book by adding a word: Das Kapitalgewinn: Volume 1
ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️🌈@ryanthomasriddle.com · 6d agoRuin a book by adding a word: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher.
Walking through the cold summer rain shirtless after a workout feels great but I also look like I am recreating the end of powder
Powder Ray
ALT: Powder Ray
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Rewatching Kindergarten Cop and I dont remember this movie having a creepy amount of homophobia centered around Arnold being a man teaching Kindergarten.
The Republicans have gone so far to cover this shit up that even i forgot i knew this loser 16 years ago when he was a fat pathetic loser in a college ROTC program that was getting yelled at for getting desserts in the cafeteria. The abuse is a part of the ideology of this freak.
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · last wk.And also pouring boiling water on her, and also threatening her with a gun. (His colleague denies these charges.) www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
*dusts off soapbox as someone who worked on Self driving cars* SDVs require massive infrastructure uplift to even enable safely, and now Elon forced through the legislation to allow them on public roads. They still cant make unprotected left turns and get confused by people walking with bikes.
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · last wk.insider lawsuit alleges Tesla's Houston robotaxi fleet was "rolling hazards on public streets" outrageous revelations, it's shocking there haven't been more crashes www.automotiveworld.com/news/new-law...
Id love the little bitch to tell us where the financial incentives are when most of us risk losing our jobs when we say something mildly left of center.
Both my self and my wife played college sports and its fucking exhausting. Get them into art, theater, FFS reading. Im tired
SLC Unc@dadshammdad.bsky.social · last wk.My number one piece of parenting advice is if you are going to have kids, do what you can to make sure they suck at sports. Being a sports parent is exhausting.
He doesnt even wonder about his constituents anymore, he is just finding out that everyone hates his ass.
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · last wk.NEW: John Fetterman is beginning to wonder if Democrats still want him "So, if the Democratic caucus doesn’t want me, they could just let me know," he tells me. His issues go beyond Israel. Republicans are openly inviting him to defect. & how Dems are reacting. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
I dont think any idea makes me want to walk into traffic more than the idea of a "professional podcast" about my industry and what i do where I would have to filter everything through rose colored glasses.
Fascists dont squat, stay strong enough to carry the load.
I got a grandad from Kentucky, spent a decade in Pittsburgh, and the coast is still 2 hours from where I live now. You're just weird and we hate your policies.
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
In the MCU they ban Peter Parker and his friends from MIT because of the publicity, despite being directly connected to Epstein in reality. Just a thought
If you include my Jets Fandom in my obituary, im not dead, im now an undead vengeful spirit whos about to dig up your search history to make sure its in your obituary before I drag your soul to hell. Ironically hell is still Met life stadium
Jordan@slclunk.com · 2w agoIf I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
Disney Dinosaurs sitcom is the best sitcom ever made and there isn't any other one made that holds a candle to it.
Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs: Honey, I'm home.
ALT: Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs: Honey, I'm home.
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Hey remember that crunchy hippie from college that took a ton of drugs? Yeah, they are sober now and replaced all of it with Christian nationalism.
Father of 3 kids, been on TRT for years clinically prescribed, and male birth control has existed. The issue is our entire mens health system is based around old white dudes having kids with their mistresses so...
Playboy@playboy.com · 2w agoMen of Bluesky, would you take a male birth control pill? Why or why not?
Very inside baseball, this is good but I was hoping she'd have a hand in the NYSDFS. Theres a ton of national importance Mamdani et Al can change with someone who can regulate the banks in NYC.
Be right back, I'm spending the next week on why we should move to a honey backed economy.
I got blocked by Caleb Maupin on Twitter directly after making him throw a temper tantrum. This was right before the whole "he was trying to make his nazbol party into a sex cult" thing came out.
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w agoOkay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
The whole world wants to edit him out
