patrick

@pfunksahunk.bsky.social

im kinda dumb tbh

happy fcf penis pumpers! did u know that ejaculating more ~~might~~ reduce your risk of developing prostate cancer?!? The data suggests u should aim for 21 ejacs or more a month OH WOW FORCE MY HAND WHY DONTCHA :D cheers to a healthier, stickier, fcf 😌