DarkPhox
@darkphox.bsky.social
41, Male, Computer Hardware Engineer, Terrible car mechanic, Nerd and Fursuiter. linktr.ee/DarkPhox Columbus, OH
"I'm gonna do percussive maintenance on my boyfriend" @jetthedog.bsky.social is mean to me.
Am I only one that thinks about how flammable a gym fur meet up is? Like think about it! all the protein farts! Fire risk! Other than that. You do you! Get swol and strangle me a little.
Fun fact: My name has nothing to do with BIM, I picked it on a whim in the AC2010 reg line because my hobby back then was drag racing. My car's been parked and rotting for over a decade now but here's one of the last times I raced it. I've now passed the burden of ownership to @darkphox.bsky.social
While cuddling: "Aww, baby. I wonder why my ass is so firm?" @darkphox.bsky.social
A couple of days ago I broke my other front tooth filling... With a popsicle... Again.
Simpsons: The Big Book of British Smiles
ALT: Simpsons: The Big Book of British Smiles
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Broke a front tooth on a ice pop yesterday. Now I whistle slightly when talking. I'm living up to my british stereotype XD
Sorry to say I catfished you all. This is the real me...
DarkPhox@darkphox.bsky.social · 2mo agoI'm a chocolate slut~
