Don't tease me like this, Invest 95E.

I think he’s much more likely to sign extensions but if Booker signed a max deal in 2030, that’d likely put him at potentially like ~$940M in earnings by age 38. He’d have to play until 40 and would likely need to remain a Sun and get one last friendly deal, but that wouldn’t be a crazy outcome.

kris hanson@kris.com.co · 5d ago

I’ve had a debate with people/internal thought exercise about if Booker could become the first player in NBA history to make a billion dollars in career earnings and… it’s not impossible. If he can’t, he’ll likely get very close and basically anyone beyond the 2017 draft class would have a shot.

Here’s a fun fact: through the 2029-30 season, Devin Booker is presently the 4th highest paid player in NBA history. He’s unlikely to hold onto that spot though because most of these guys aren’t signed through 2030.

It hit 92 today and humidity right now is 88%. My God.

My August NBA hot take is, Steve Nash’s MVPs were so polarizing that he ended up being incredibly underrated amongst general NBA fans.

Oh my god, Fernando Tatis Jr.

Per the tire guy (and I have no idea how he’d know this), he thinks I was driving around with this in my tire for a while lmao

Amare Stoudemire was acting well before he was in Trainwreck.

People earnestly joining Bluesky in 2023 to talk sports and being greeted by Drew Eubanks discourse

Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons

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Well, let me tell you how that happens…

Devin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns Presser

ALT: Devin Booker's Smug Shrug at Suns Presser

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Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3w ago

The most absurd shit was that the only sport that got any chatter was NBA, which is fine, but they were somehow all Phoenix Suns fans. Like how the fuck does THAT happen.

Just walked past a McDonalds and a little girl was walking with her family in front of me. She looked into the completely empty room that used to be where the McDonalds Playplace was and said “oh my god that room would be so cool to play in”. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT ONCE WAS!

You know how sometimes you forget that you ever saw a movie? Like you’ll go to watch it, and realize you saw it years ago? Same thing sorta just happened to me, but it was me just now remembering that Trevor Ariza played for the Suns.

The most awful thing about taking 3 weeks off from work and literally not working for 24 days straight is, I'm now supposed to like… work again in like 39 hours?

kris hanson@kris.com.co · 2mo ago

On Monday, I start my first long vacation from work since… I went to rehab? We were off on Friday for the 4th, so I'm off from July 3rd and don't come back until July 27th. And the best part is, I'm just gonna be hanging out at home. It'll either be great, or I'm going to go crazy.

I'm late but shoutout @ianlivingston.bsky.social. That man threw me a life raft.

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last mo.

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.

Anyone else think Mel Gibson lowkey looks a little like Saddam Hussein?

my 65+ bluesky children don't need to thank me. I'm still confused why bluesky kept giving me invite codes in batches of 20 while there was still less than 60,000 people on this app.

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · last mo.

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.

there's certain songs that are great but it feels like you haven't really heard it until you've heard it live. for me, that's Fake Empire by The National. (this was San Diego, 2017)

Idea of a Trump presidency after Beyonce dropped Lemonade felt inconceivable. Like it was a turning point for the nation and the world.

congrats to the nazi collaborators on beating the nazi harborers.

My Gracie Abrams Daughter From Hell rankings: 1. Hit the Wall 2. Mews 3. Afflictions 4. Broke My Heart 5. Death Wish 6. Humming 7. Cold Goodbyes 8. Good Reason 9. Sober 10. Imaginary Friend 11. Look at My Life 12. Daughter from Hell 13. The Knife 14. Men Like You 15. What If It's Right? 16. Minibar

This shit so cute.

I’m shaking.

happy album release day to my mom, gracie abrams

Went with the $2,600 proposal. Haven't paid anything yet but this morning, I woke up mid-dream. Dream was I was playing a game where I had to do some weird knock 5 times. As I was waking up, I heard knocking on my roof. Went outside and they are just… replacing my roof without telling me?

kris hanson@kris.com.co · 2mo ago

I'm getting a new roof on part of my house (above my second bedroom, which was a garage. It's attached but the roof itself is separate) and the proposal process has been really funny. Prices have ranged from ~$2,600 to over $10K and the highest priced people have claimed my main roof is failing.

I'm like 90% sure I either heard a cat kill another cat very quickly or a coyote kill a cat like right outside of my living room window, at the side of my house. Who wants to come over and check? Because I *already* saw a dead kitten today. I've had enough trauma.

Y’all know the next senator from South Carolina gonna be worse, right?

Would be wild if Lindsey and Mitch both go in the same week.

Everyone assumes I’m either gay or a lesbian trapped in a straight man’s body because 99% of the music I listen to is by women. But have you ever considered that, as a guy, letting another dude sing to you is kinda gay?

I'm getting a new roof on part of my house (above my second bedroom, which was a garage. It's attached but the roof itself is separate) and the proposal process has been really funny. Prices have ranged from ~$2,600 to over $10K and the highest priced people have claimed my main roof is failing.

I completely forgot that D'Angelo Russell ever existed.