Marcus Hutchins

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I think the primary factor that led to Bluesky fumbling becoming the next Twitter was pandering to early Twitter nostalgia. There's a very vocal minority who want a return to the chronological timeline based algorithm-free self-curated experience of the 2010s internet. 🧵 1/5

I bought one of those fancy automatic vacuum/mop things. Actually pretty impressed by the AI mapping software. It just did a quick run through of my place, not the full wall to wall mapping Roomba does, and automatically figured out which room is which.

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One of the coolest math things I've learned recently is the "wobbly table theorem". If you have an object with 4 legs, no matter how uneven the surface you put it on is, you can make it stable (all 4 legs touching the ground) by rotating it in place. It also never requires more than 90° of rotation.

I'm trying to find a new desk for my YouTube set. I don't want to spend too much, but I cheaped out last time & ended up with some wonky shit that visibly moves when I lean on it. If it wasn't for the fact there's no real photos of this, only 3D renderings, my bank account would be RIP right now.

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Hi guys, I'm looking for somewhere to store my digital money that uses a protocol which makes all transaction 100% irreversible. The thing I look for most in a platform is non-technical teams pushing code to production using AI. Does anyone know of any such places?

I remember in the early Bluesky days convincing people to come over here from Twitter because the amount of authentic engagement was like 10x higher. Now I get significantly more engagement on a Threads account with 3k followers than 36k here 🥀

I found a zero day in a security vendor's firewall software that allows you to remotely crash the entire system by sending it a single malicious packet. Since the firewall is responsible for inspecting traffic prior to the operating system handling it, no ports even need to be open for it to work.

It's so wild to me that when my passport expires I have to mail it back to my home country, then just not have a passport for however long it takes for them to receive it, cancel it, issue a new one, then mail it to me. Surely there has to be a better way...

The bane of my existence is at my last job (the one I rage quit) we were building this new product. It's a hypervisor SDK which enables you to build custom hypervisors from Python. The major use case was analyzing malware, because it meant you didn't need to install anything inside the VM. 1/2

The thing about modern technology that impresses me the most is batteries. This tiny rechargeable screwdriver actually provides enough torque to not be useless. There’s also a soldering iron version, which just seems like complete magic to me.

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Someone wrote a bot that replies to people's posts with AI slop, but they didn't code a feature to keep track of posts it has already replied to. I'm now on day 3 of receiving an AI slop reply on the same post every few hours.

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Listening to infosec people freak out over Mythos is so tiring. Like, bro, your local water treatment plant runs Windows XP, your mobile provider's hardware is older than you are, and the protocol that routes internet traffic is secured by everyone just agreeing that hijacking it would be uncool.

I was very bearish on AI to begin with, but recently I started experimenting more with APIs and building my own agents. And wow, I did not realize how heavily subsidized all the subscriptions were: 🧵 1/6

The trick to owning a Husky in a place with hardwood floors is buying a camo rug. The static from the rug will attract the fur. Instead of fur everywhere, it will blow around until it lands on the rug where it’ll stay hidden until you vacuum. Only downside is my dog is millennial grey :(

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My biggest sin is I’m too lazy to shop for things, so I buy everything, including furniture, on Amazon. I just bought a chair mat and it’s genuinely just a piece of fabric with a rug pattern printed on top. The desk is also a laminate photo of wood 😆

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Someone keeps posting AI slop on the company account, so I drafted a message to my boss asking if we should intervene. I meant to attach a photo of the AI slop, but I accidentally clicked the photo next to it in my camera roll, which is a loaded gun. Caught it before hitting send. But, holy shit lol

Whoever made "Fan Control" is an absolute hero. The bane of my existence is dynamic frequency scaling on modern CPU can cause them to jump like 10° in temperate almost instantly. So if you have your system fan speed scale with temperature, they just jump between jet engine and barely audible

I can tell when my grocery shopper is a man because they will just do the most male stuff ever. One couldn't find coffee (in a grocery store) so got me a coffee scented candle instead. Another time I ordered two 1 lb bags of sugar, but store didn't have 1 lb bags, so they got two 10 lb bags...

My building's management PMO so bad. There's multiple insane people they won't evict. One comes out every night around 1am and patrols the entrance. If you get within 50 feet of him he starts threatening to kill you and will even chases people down the street. Meanwhile they keep sending me 1/2