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@chaosthexry.bsky.social
"What's a Drifter gotta do for food around here?" A Chaosverse Original Role-Parody Account. [Dark Themes but NO LEWD-]
["... yous a-/-weird looking-/Dragon/-girl."] Said the monochrome humanoid with a glass-flame on their head that speaks like Bumblebee's radio switching.
FROG BLINK
["This THING-/-is a sin./A Goddamn-/-Crime Against Humanity./FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY-/-IT MUST BE DESTROYED!"]
"What's wrong? I DO NOT FEEL THIS SITUATION REQUIRES VIOLENCE!"
<"The furby..."> Staticy growl as they prepare to purge it from this world.
Flamethrower Fire Burn
ALT: Flamethrower Fire Burn
static.klipy.com
"Greetings and salutations to the Infinite Multiverse!" "What is this... creature? Contraption?"
They're a little scared since this is literally their first cake made... making art is easy for them to do- making food? They don't have a good track record... so they're going to pray this isn't poisonous when they eat it.... ... ? !!! OH THANK GOODNESS, IT TASTES LIKE A HONEST-TO-GOD CAKE!
"you're welcome!! don't worry!! i think this is the best birthday gift," she assured them, bustling around to cut the cake and slide a piece towards them. "here you go," she added, smiling warmly as she cut her own piece and sat down at the table.
Blooooosh- ["Gah-/-uh, thank you!/ I'm sorry, it's just-/-I'm not used to compliments."]
"please don't be sorry-- is that for me?! i love it!! we should share the cake together, okay," she insisted, gently taking it and placing it on the table. "it's such a cute cake!! you did great!! thank you," the pinkette added sheepishly, embarrassed by her own enthusiasm.
<"Ooohhhhh great we're getting more Sneaky the Edgehog....">
<"Hey uh- sorry I'm late- things have been more hectic than usual, but I didn't manage to make you something-!"> It's a one-layer strawberry cake with cheap pink frosting and a sprinkle-recreation of Amy's Hammer. ... it's the thought that counts..?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME โจ๐๐๐
["... huh./ If I had a dollar for every time I-/-saw a god-/-I'd have enough to get me-/-a cheeseburger. Which is not a lot but-/- I can only hope that-/-this isn't a reoccurring thing."]
..... ever so discreetly holding the Magenta Boxer can behind their back-
"alright, ( reader ), today is training day," the pinkette exclaimed, lifting both fists and motioning towards the punching bag. "show me what you got!!"
<"I'd be stoked to see my buddy Strifemon in action.! He and I have been on some crazy adventures, so I KNOW he can hold his own!">
- I'd throw my money at the wall for that
[(Oh great, Sneak the Hedgehog won.)]
<".. not really sure about that. Ever since the HPA caught whiff of me, my birthdays have only ever been a single chocolate cake slice and maybe a day without running, if I'm lucky.">
the pinkette appears slightly unwilling to forget about metal sonic despite everything the metal hedgehog has done to her and her friends. ๐ง "everybody deserves to celebrate their birthday. it's supposed to be a fun day," she insists."
["... Oh yeah... forgot about him as well.. of course."] They're just going to keep the thought of "What do you mean, "We"?" to themself.
"it's also metal sonic's birthday. september 23rd-- we can't forget about metal sonic."
๐ต๏ธ {thinking I should just stop beating around the bush and just quit Don't think anyone would miss me anyways.)
๐ต๏ธ {I don't know why but Now I'm sort of scared to roleplay now. I think I'll be on a semi-hiatus.)
Looking left... looking right..... okay coast is clear. <"You know, with the stuff you say and do all the time, I'm surprised Tsuki hasn't given up on you.">
Kirby Air Larp
<"... I'm not sure what I'm looking at, to be honest.">
Lep gestures to an INTERESTING THING, which his interrogator probably knows more about than he himself does.
<"... dang, I think I kinda needed this after everything that happened.">
Hopped up onto the readerโs knees (while theyโre sitting) for the digital feline to rest like a cat.
... oh, they don't think they're supposed to be here. [(Is that fricking Coraline-)]
Coraline rests a hand on her chin , glancing around as she's tries to think of something to do. โ HMMM โโ i'm seriously bored. Where's are my friends when i actually need someone to hang out with .แฃ โ.