SharlaKarene
@sharlakarene.bsky.social
🌈🇨🇦 @reader.in.a.dangerous.time (Insta, YT) read books, look at art kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight she/her
*Sharla works in the kitchen with new headphones on* Steve: "Look at all you've got done. Locked in. Listening to an audiobook on your new headphones?" Sharla: 👀 Steve: 👀 Sharla: 👀 Steve: 👀 Sharla: "It's 90s gangsta rap." Steve: "Alright." @mrbevers.bsky.social
The Wave, Christopher R.W. Nevinson. Lithograph on wove paper, 1917.
"If I don't get angry at the chore, then it won't get done!" She yelled at her husband of 18 years at 9 o'clock on a Sunday night. "I need you to take off about 20% there." He replied calmly before riling her back up five minutes later.
The Terrace, Saint-Tropez; Henri Matisse. Oil on canvas; 1904.
Steve: "Don't worry babe, I'll be a lonely curmudgeon with you. Yell at kids to get off my lawn." Sharla: "I don't want to yell at kids to get off the lawn." Steve: "I know, that's why I will." Sharla: "I want 'see a car down my mile long driveway and go get the shotgun' kind of alone." Steve: "Oh."
"I'm so pleased I've never been impressed by a single thing a man wanted me to be impressed by." #OutOfContextSharla
I am not a religious person so I let ADHD take the wheel.
Watching a very kid-coded, not-so-secretly Christian YouTube channel with @mrbevers.bsky.social Me: "I don't know why these guys wear harnesses. If god wanted you to fall off a cliff, you'd fall off a cliff." Steve: "I love you, you dark ass bitch."
Mid Ocean, Frederick Judd Waugh. Oil on canvas, 1920.
What do you mean your parents didn't passive-aggressively crush every little hope, wish, and dream you ever expressed?
Windows solicitor: "We're giving your neighbours Michelle and Carlos a quote, can we give you one too?" Me, PJs at 2 pm on a Thursday, on a street with 60+ houses, who knows any neighbours names against my will: "I don't know them. Leave a card and go away." How hard is it to install a moat? 🤔
The unparalleled confidence that comes from dropping a pre-paid parcel into the box when the post office line is 6 deep 🤌🏻
my brain just blurted out "It's Saturday" as I was walking away from her. Then I heard the "oh shit!" from behind me and it killed me. 🤣
SharlaKarene@sharlakarene.bsky.social · 7mo agoMe: "Gonna do a Sunday roast dinner like adults." @mrbevers.bsky.social : "It's Saturday." Me: "Oh shit, it is." Saturday roast dinner.
Me: "Gonna do a Sunday roast dinner like adults." @mrbevers.bsky.social : "It's Saturday." Me: "Oh shit, it is." Saturday roast dinner.
"Her voice is the front porch of a home with everyone you love waiting inside." -Clint Smith, on his grandmother
Les Diablerets (The Oldenhorn and the Bécabesson), Paul Signac. 1903, oil on canvas.
It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history
Shocking things my dad said this visit: he knows about "coming to the cottage". And that the cottage will be available to rent soon.
.... disparaging the gold winning women's team partying with kash Fucking losers.
SharlaKarene@sharlakarene.bsky.social · 7mo agoWell the Americans will be truly insufferable now. 🏒
"Who wants to be around that many people anyways?" Proceeds to where there is more people instead.
Mr Bevers@mrbevers.bsky.social · 8mo agoGoing to dinner on Valentine's Day is overrated, we went to a concert instead.
Happiness isn’t happiness without a violin-playing goat. La Mariée, Marc Chagall. 1950, Gouache and pastel.
