Rob Byrnes

@robbyrnes.bsky.social

Writer. Economic Development Guy. Great thinker. Philosopher-King. Compulsive liar. And decent hair, often enough, although that might be another lie.

I read that ICE was being kicked out of Minneapolis budget hotels and thought it wasn't fair. But then I remembered how gross it is when yahoos show up to the breakfast buffet in their bare feet...

You have to learn from your mistakes, and the White House has learned. For example, they're moving all future highly-classified intelligence chats from Signal to Facebook Messenger.

The rightwing rage about Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration is bizarre. Are the memories and/or intellects of Trump and his supporters that deficient? Really? I don't know what kind of drugs they're on, but I wish they'd share.

"Starting in January, he said, his wife will sue any news organization that refers to 'Y.M.C.A.' as a gay anthem." Challenge accepted. Starting on January 1, I will refer to "YMCA" as a gay anthem All. The. Time.

Village People singer defends Trump's use of 'Y.M.C.A.,' says song isn't a 'gay anthem'

Victor Willis said the disco classic has “benefited greatly” from the president-elect’s use and threatened to sue news outlets that refer to it as a “gay anthem.”

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My nephew is conducting a science experiment and my partner Brady is the lab rat. Let’s hope this works, because the world isn’t ready for Super-Mutant Electro Brady.

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I'm loving how Rep-elect Sarah McBride is totally ignoring Rep. Nancy Mace's efforts to become relevant by inciting trans panic. Small people like Nancy Mace aren't worthy of our respect. Or our time.

Over the last few weeks, I've had to deal with an Annual Meeting and audit, volunteer commitments, family issues, overwhelming idiocy on both the personal and professional levels, and Cher. A documentary on TV tonight about the Manson Family was healing. Let's leave it at that.

I'm old-fashioned enough to appreciate sobriety, incrementalism, and precedent in the judiciary, but I'm laughing my ass off as Schumer and the Biden Administration are pushing through lifetime judicial nominees like crazy before the GOP is in power. Enjoy your new judges, Donald and Mitch.

If the next Administration is going to arrest and deport undocumented workers, they sure as hell better arrest, fine, and - if necessary - imprison the employers. This is a two-way street.

My new theory is that Matt Gaetz's nomination was announced to make Tulsi Gabbard's nomination look normal. Sort of like how when he nominates the QAnon Shaman to run Transportation tomorrow, the Gaetz thing looks normal. It makes sense, in a demented way.

People who are all over the sidewalk staring at their phones and forcing me to duck and weave like an NFL running back when I’m just trying to make it to the mailbox and back are quickly becoming my Villain Origin Story.