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Amii Illustrates

@amiiillustrates.bsky.social

Illustrator & funny comic strip maker ✍️ Get my book, calendar, prints & more 👇 www.amiiillustrates.com

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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 12h ago

Flex 💪 inktober day 31

Funny comic strip
A muscular person dies and becomes a ghost
Ghost looks at its squishy body “oh come on”
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2d ago

Cookie 🍪 inktober day 30

Funny comic strip
Person holding tray of burnt cookies “honey… I burnt the cookies”
Cookie Monster stands in the doorway behind them with a blank stare
Illustration drawn in cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tusk 🐘 inktober day 29

Funny comic strip
An elephant sleeps with a tusk under the pillow. A tooth fairy stares at it “I need a new job”
Illustration drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4d ago

Trophy 🏆 inktober day 28

Funny comic strip
Person walking towards 3 people on a winners podium “and the winner is…”
*holds up trophy* me!
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 5d ago

Dumb 😐 inktober day 27

Funny comic strip
Two students “man this teacher sucks”
A gormless looking goldfish stands at the front of the class with a blank stare
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 6d ago

Zip 🫤 inktober day 26

Funny comic strip
(Overhead shot) Person kneeling over body in an unzipped body bag “we’re gonna need a bigger bag”
Side view shows the body has an enormous nose
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 7d ago

Fracture 🦴 inktober day 25

Funny comic strip
Person with broken legs “I can’t look, is it bad?”
Person stood nearby “let’s just say I’m about to steal your wallet”
Illustration drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · last wk.

Bake 🍞 inktober day 24

Funny comic strip
Two bakers stood in a fancy cake shop “who the hell ordered that?” “No idea”
*inside the box is a plain slice of bread*
*hands box to a bird wearing a hat and coat* “enjoy”
Bird: “oh I will”
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · last wk.

Dapper 💼 inktober day 23

Funny comic strip
Helping person put on a tie “it’s your first day, you have to look smart”
*cuts to person wearing suit and tie and holding briefcase pole dancing on stage*
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · last wk.

Beacon 😐 inktober day 22

Funny comic strip
Speaking to person laying on ground “oh my god, where are your meds?” “Upstairs”
*looks up at lighthouse*
“Rest in peace bro”
Drawn in cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hero 🦸 inktober day 21

Funny comic strip
Superman letting someone try cape “you can try it on, but it doesn’t mean you can-“
*person jumps off cliff* “…fly”
Drawn in cartoon line art style.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Lounge 😌 inktober day 20

Funny comic strip
Text exchange “i loved hanging out with you today ❤️ ❤️ “ “me too!!!”
The hangout: lounging on a sofa, “look at the video i just sent you”
Drawn in cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Confused 🤨 inktober day 19

Funny comic strip
Waiter hands bear a menu
Bear: dont need it, I’ll have a salmon
Waiter: we dont have salmon
Bear stares in confusion
Drawn in cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Flightless 🪽 inktober day 18

Funny comic strip
Penguin speaking to ostrich “come on, lets bunk off school”
*Walking away* “we wont miss much”
*in the background, birds are learning how to fly*
Drawn in cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Contraption 😐 inktober day 17

Funny comic strip
Worker speaking to new coworker “first day? Lets start with something idiot-proof”
*looking at complicated mechanical contraption*
“Make me a coffee”

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gangly 😐 inktober day 16

Funny comic strip
Message exchange:
You: “I’m pretty tall ;)”
Katie: “in a tall way or a gangly way? 😉”
*Colossal squid stares at phone screen with long tentacles hanging off the bed*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hooray 🥚 inktober day 15

Funny comic strip
Caveman holding eggs speaking to a woman and child “the good news is I found eggs for breakfast”
Woman “hooray”
Caveman “now for the bad news” *a huge angry snake appears behind him*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lady 🍌 inktober day 14

Funny comic strip
Shop customer looking at a lady pushing a trolley full of bananas “jeez lady, banana much?”
Lady turns around - she’s a gorilla in disguise
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Flimsy 🐻 inktober day 13

Funny comic strip
A suspicious bear-looking guy in a cloak points to a tent with an Airbnb sign “this is your room for your stay”
Guests: “seems a little flimsy”
*Bear breaks a sweat*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Toss 😌 inktober day 12

Funny comic strip
Speaking to an exhausted parent sat with a screaming baby: “mind if I help?”
*throws baby into a bin while parent happily watches*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Rescue 🐄 inktober day 11

Funny comic strip
Two cows watch another cow embarrassingly hanging in the air from a rescue helicopter “isn’t that your boyfriend?” “It was”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ram 🐏 inktober day 9

Funny comic strip.
Sheep to another sheep “who called you that?! I’ll k*ll him”
*now stood in front of a huge ram with large horns* “… babe say sorry to the nice man”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stinky 🐟 inktober day 8 (also my birthday!)

Funny comic strip.
“Did you fart?”
*two people sat in a submarine*
“Yep”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Panic 🫩 inktober day 7

Funny comic strip.
“Why didn’t you say no?”
*stood outside tattoo parlour covered head to toe in tattoos* “I panicked”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ogre 🫤 inktober day 6

Funny comic strip.
Two girls say to a princess “come on then, let’s see him”
Princess scrolls through photos of an ogre on her phone “… so he looks better in person”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Smack 🪰 inktober day 5

Funny comic strip.
*Fly lands on a persons head*
“Wait, it landed on you”
*swings chair back preparing to smash fly with it*

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Cactus 🌵 inktober day 4

Funny comic strip.
A person laying on cacti “help! I fell on these cactuses”
Person stood nearby “actually”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Miniature 🌳 inktober day 3

Funny comic strip.
A squirrel buys a tree on “TREES 4 U” website
The tree turns out to be a tiny bonsai tree
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4w ago

Relic 👵🏼 inktober day 2

Funny comic strip.
Guide wearing a lanyard “and this is where we keep our most ancient relics”
Guide shows the young person and an old lady the elderly residents

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · last mo.

Apple 🍎 inktober day 1! Inktober is back, I’ll be drawing a comic everyday of October based on the word prompt of the day

Funny comic strip.
Person holding apple: “where’d you get these?”
Other person: “from a nice old lady”
*Takes bite of apple and immediately dies*
“… wearing a cloak”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.