The new TMNT movie is legit! (And proves old IP adapted many other times *can* still be refreshed by the right people!)
Allison Keene
@peachykeene.bsky.social
Writer, recovering editor, casual gamer and musician. Partial to being outdoors. Tall.
Truly blessed start to October: Chucky s2 is finally on Peacock!!
Psst! Did you know my beloved @drclawmd.bsky.social wrote an amazing southern gothic thriller?? KNUCKLEBONES is now available to read on Amazon! Check it out: www.amazon.com/KNUCKLEBONES...
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Sleepy Heap 2. Calamity Smith-Jones 3. Scrimblejack 4. Lap Lichen 5. Le Trash Royale 6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers) 7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle 8. Microdoot 9. Guiltless Impwhisker 10. Snooze Wizard
Heartening that I have a friend who knew without doubt my Disco Elysium build would default to "apologetic communist hobocop"
Me after I spend 9 months calorie counting, weight lifting, eating clean, and walking 8,000 steps per day
There is no cat tax photo attachment because once I held the kitten I was at peace, elevated beyond this plane of existence, no longer bothered by trivial objects like "phones"
I met a kitten last night that was so smol it bordered on upsetting
I met a kitten last night that was so smol it bordered on upsetting
Disco Elysium is so beautifully and lyrically written it makes me never want to write again because WHY BOTHER?! OR... to write again immediately because look what *could* happen!
Seeing more and more of this: If you constantly check the notifications on your smart watch while talking with someone, you are being extremely rude!! I have spoken!!
The more I think about the "And Just LikeThat" finale, the more unhinged it becomes (the whole Aiden/Carrie of it being the most bizarre of course)
Some personal news: we have started watching Ted Lasso
Even if it’s my favorite show, you can bet I remember nothing about the previous season until that recap hits
the *relief* i feel when i hit play on a new season of a show and it opens with a "last season on" recap
I don't think Prime Suspect fan and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover film degree Allison of the Past would understand being told Present Allison just watched 2 back to back Helen Mirren movies, and they were Shazam 2 and Fast X
Gnat problem making me feel like Aeon Flux over here...😣
@thekaitling.bsky.social a perfect avatar right out the gate 💁🏼♀️
The worst part about missing the killing blow to a fruit fly is when they get right in your face afterward to taunt you 😐
Me: I don't have any TIME!!! Also me: hmm let's start Disco Elysium
Have to say, I agree with what my colleague and NPR anchor Steve Inskeep has written on his latest Substack post; if you're not going to televise Donald Trump's federal trials, for transparency's sake do the next best thing - put them on the radio. https://loom.ly/Fmz0JFQ
Zuck finds a malfunctioning Tesla doing laps around his circular driveway at full acceleration, a doughy man in the passenger seat struggles to reach the fire escape hatch that is also on fire.