Allison Keene

@peachykeene.bsky.social

Writer, recovering editor, casual gamer and musician. Partial to being outdoors. Tall.

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Sleepy Heap 2. Calamity Smith-Jones 3. Scrimblejack 4. Lap Lichen 5. Le Trash Royale 6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers) 7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle 8. Microdoot 9. Guiltless Impwhisker 10. Snooze Wizard

I don't think Prime Suspect fan and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover film degree Allison of the Past would understand being told Present Allison just watched 2 back to back Helen Mirren movies, and they were Shazam 2 and Fast X

Zuck finds a malfunctioning Tesla doing laps around his circular driveway at full acceleration, a doughy man in the passenger seat struggles to reach the fire escape hatch that is also on fire.