Greenfield MA: I hit the ball behind the fucking trees and kicked it back into the fairway because who's got time for that shit

Anyone got an ark

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🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

What a great read by @rosehorowitch.bsky.social and fuck me do I now kind of understand Marshall McLuhan? Come to a FOW gig to hear my thoughts on the medium and the message www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

The End of Reading Is Here

Optimists once believed that universal literacy was inevitable. Now it seems that the age of reading might be a short anomaly in human history.

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Come hang out with us in the middle of the desert in October www.ticketmaster.com/fountains-of...

So this admin lets a private company, that the president owns stock in, use the White House and grounds for a pay-per-view spectacle using troops & staff, rents out ads everywhere, and has it streaming on the company whose monopolistic merger it just approved. Grift never ending

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

“That, and Ben Shapiro, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I really need the @dieworkwear.bsky.social take on Joe Rogan's UFC White House fit. The tie is way too short.

Freedom by Diane Arbus www.nbcnews.com/sports/mixed...

Trump, bald eagles and Zac Brown Band: Inside the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest

Ahead of the UFC fight card on the White House lawn, thousands descended on Washington, D.C., to celebrate the sport and country.

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the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit

Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Meanwhile on the White House South Lawn

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

Shoot it straight into my veins

TrumpsTaxes@trumpstaxes.com · 2mo ago

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

The problem is that “I am often scared and angry about social change” does not inherently lend itself to interesting art. You can be as technically skilled as the greats, but art with nothing interesting to say is just a commodity.

For the indiscriminate killer

Anyway ladies stop taking Tylenol

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump on his cognitive test: "It had a question like, 'pick a number, sir, any number.' Okay. 203. 'Multiple by 9. Divide by 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Sir, multiply it out one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir?' I got it right."

A real hit on Jesus

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Q: Who are you going to endorse in the Texas Senate race? TRUMP: I'm looking at it. I think the Democrats have a weird, weird candidate. Six genders, a real hit on Jesus. This guy is bad news, with his mask from relatively recently. He was a vegan.

This is simply bonkers. The White House is in active discussions with DOJ about settling Trump's lawsuit against the IRS in his favor, *precisely because* a judge might soon throw it out. WH apparently wants DOJ to agree to "settle" the lawsuit *before* that happens. Utter insanity.

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Is it legal for Trump to order a government agency to hand him a huge pile of taxpayer money? Note that the White House is directly discussing this with DOJ!

The gold, 22-foot Donald Trump statue definitely isn’t a false idol. You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at his Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.”

Gold 22-Foot Trump Statue Definitely Isn’t a False Idol

The gold, 22-foot Donald Trump statue definitely isn’t a false idol. You can tell because Trump’s pastor friend said of the new statue at his Doral golf course, “Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf.”

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Michael! You know I am your biggest fan and in these shit times one of life's few remaining pleasures is something new by Slow Runner. Fucking fantastic. Also if you wanted to get rich you should have learned how to do something that isn't free, like cars or milkshakes

Slow Runner@slowrunnermusic.bsky.social · 4mo ago

@lookparkmusic.com this song especially inspired by your life's work 🙏 You can tell by my follower count that slavish devotion to the FoW aesthetic has left me extremely rich and fulfilled (typing this on a nice desktop computer from my glass-bottom boat in Antigua)

Hey Boston, we're gonna be up in you this weekend, playing at a benefit called Hot Stove Cool Music at the Paradise on Saturday 4/11. You can read about the charity and buy tickets here www.ftbnl.org/upcoming-bos...

BOSTON EVENTS — FOUNDATION TO BE NAMED LATER

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Fountains of Wayne@fountainsofwayne.bsky.social · 6mo ago

We're playing the Hot Stove benefit in Boston on April 11! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hot-stove-cool-music-a-benefit-boston-massachusetts-04-11-2026/event/0100644DB8AF718D