Grandma Arbuckle sun, Binky moon, Arlene rising
Simone de Rochefort@doomquasar.bsky.social · 6h agoodie sun garfield moon nermal rising
Simone de Rochefort@doomquasar.bsky.social · 6h agoNo cheating, the last saved celebrity on your phone is your therapist. Is this good?
kyle@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 2d agoNo cheating, the last saved celebrity on your phone is your therapist. Yeah, I'm gonna be fine
Get your goodbyes in now when I win the powerball tonight ain’t no way I’m coming back to this place
Should I start a project at work that's going to essentially cause me to teach myself civil engineering or should I just fuckin' kick it
Everyone needs to be reminded that you’re not stuck in life, you’re not falling behind others, the only person you need to compare yourself to is the person you were yesterday. Except me I am a stupid loser
Everyone please clap, I gave a presentation to a room of 20 people and didn’t accidentally knock something over causing a series of items to fall/fly around the room in a hilarious Rube Golberg-ian fashion
all of my successes have been luck, but get this — all my failures are my fault. this is just a weird thing that’s only true of me specifically and not anyone else though, so the rest of you should feel free to still be proud of your accomplishments
Listening to @plante.bsky.social new Post Games ep on Love and Deepspace and hearing it described as “a gooner game with taste” has TAKEN ME OUT 💀💀💀
Glad we’ll win be able turn off RTs from specific people HOWEVER you must be dumb if you think I’m gonna go through my friends list and unmute any of the folks this applies to
Can’t wait for my boy to roll up into the tavern with his two new big titty goth gfs
the so-called “Straight?”@broccolirob.gobirds.online · 6d agoMy Shadowdark campaign’s players have completed their half-dozen session long quest to find the Spear Predestined! Now their himbo Ranger is lawful-aligned and wields the most powerful magic weapon they’ve encountered to date and one of the Wizards has the stolen memories of a vampire lord.
There’s supposed to be a block party on my street and I was expecting music but so far they’re just blasting twenty minutes of auto accident lawyer commercials???
Guy on a date asked me if I knew who Charles Barkley was and my response was “do you mean the star of Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Charles Barkley, Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga????”
Just once I’d like to wake up and not be convinced I’m going to lose my job
Finding out the comic book speakeasy bar in Orlando I used to go EVERY DAY for five years and hosted karaoke for two of those years, not only closed TWO YEARS AGO but the whole plaza where it was located got torn the fuck down bums me out on a spiritual level
It’s @wordsfromapenn.com back today with a look at Soft Not Weak’s Spirit Swap, which paints queerness as, well, soft, but not weak.
Spirit Swap makes queer softness magical
Soft Not Weak's match-3 game has a simple premise and hidden depths
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Help me #GAMERS could you do a 900 in Tony Hawk 1? I know he landed it like right as A game was coming out and the devs had to put it in super last minute, but I don’t remember if it was for THPS 1 or 2
As soon as I get home y’all will never see my ass again I’m going to be too busy smooching the blacksmith 24/7
Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0@fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 2mo agoFields of Mistria launches into 1.0 on August 5, 2026! ✨ The full release includes: 💍 Marriage 🍼 Children 🌻 New Saturday Market NPCs ✨ And more! More reveals are on the way, so stay tuned! 🌱
There is a fly in my room and it landed on the wall right in front of Reggie and instead of attacking it he gently booped the lil thing with his nose 🥺
You: Hey Leslie are you watching that horny dragon show Me: uhh yeah totally
100% Jason, I’d recognize his shit blindfolded he’s been my favorite for years
Anne Loves Comics!@annecomics.bsky.social · 2w agoWho has the most instantly recognizable art style in all of comics? Jason? Quitely? Moebius? Momoko? Who? Name anyone and tell us why 🎨
another day volunteering at the Wicker movie premiere. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the wicker guy. buddy, they wont even let me fu—oh yeah? they actually will? Oh hell yeah
So Wicker is not a remake of Wicker Man is that what you’re telling me