CamashRed - Low Poly Lion

@camashred.bsky.social

Just a regular normal Glaswegian lion. 3D experimenter for hire. He/Himbo. My art is SFW, but my account is 18+ due to occasional mature posts! Nightpaws is my woo. Profile art by me! https://linktr.ee/camashred

Having to explain to my dad that no I cannot buy a suit in a charity shop I have broad shoulders a large belly small legs and an ass that won't quit. I am made up of various spheres stacked on two cylinders. I have the proportions of a hobbit in compression shorts. A regular suit cannot handle me.

It could be cause we're approaching the winter, but I just recently bought a bunch of monkey nuts for the magpies that are often around our balcony and oh boy are they fucking LOVING it. They're going CRAZY for them. So I tried one and they are so goddamn good. Fuck salted peanuts man.

Four magpies sitting on my balcony balustrade (oooh!) just having a blast. They are becoming so fat.

Indulge me in a whine? I've got a big funeral next week and I'm going to get my hair and beard cut for it. The trouble is I rarely have my beard hair this long and while it's past the point of annoying itch, the texture is like velvet on polystyrene to me. I just need to hold out a couple more days!

NSFW statement here, but I'm gonna need everyone who does porn voice acting to attempt something outside of Anime-American. I know the dialogue is often far from being the star of the show, but I shouldn't have to be listening to a grunty overacted version of Sword Art Online any time I wanna cum.

I can assure you, several accounts of 18-year-old Julie who's just getting things set up, that up the wrong tree thou dost bark. No amount of enticingly-paywalled full-frontal labia, generated or stolen, will tempt me into joining your absolutely real OnlyFans subscription.

I was just joking about the fact the new Silent Hill game looks like some coastal Fife village it'S ACTUALLY BASED ON ST MONANS? WHAT? FIRST STILL WAKES THE DEEP AND NOW SILENT HILL? ANOTHER GAME SET IN SCOTLAND THAT'S NOT ABOUT ~WISTFUL CELTIC MYSTERY AND BAGPIPES~ AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. <3 <3

I have a lot of nostalgia for Virtua Fighter, but nostalgia ≠ love. I swear VF6 better be good, cause I don't think I can deal with another release of VF5 and its roster of 2005 Uniqlo ass character costumes and occasional straight up fetish gear and people just saying "you dweeb bozo sleepyhead!"

I can hear a massive deep rhythmic thumping coming from some location, and I'm not wholeheartedly convinced it's not in my head. If it is, that's the blood pressure reached cataclysmic levels and I am about to leave behind a huge mess and no will. Please fight amongst yourselves over my assets.

Scrolling on the 'Gram I see the furries there have found the dragon scrubbing game, and dear chat they are clutching their pearls so very tightly. If you did not want to see dragons bumping uglies with a soaped up chamois then maybe you could have saved some money and watched Garfield instead?