Daft Pun
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P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.
Hockey expert here. The stars lost because the other team scored more points than they did before the inning was over. This was a pivotal game that decided which team advanced in the series and that’s why losing this game ironically put their season on ice and made them the losers.
🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞@pseudonic.bsky.social · 3mo agoSo, why did the Stars lose? Explain it to me like I don't know shit about hockey*. *because I don't
No Stars or Mavericks games to interrupt the Campound
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
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Careful, I heard a two goal lead is the worst luck in the hockey league
Teaching parallel parking and I say this is a fail because the car would’ve been hit. The student says otherwise. What say you?
Ladies…have you ever referred to your chesticles as cannons?
Teslas are supposed to be so technologically advanced, but they don’t even come equipped with turn signals
“It’s mew, it’s mew, it’s mew, it’s mew…”
Michael@pedroromero1754.bsky.social · 3mo agoJust a bob cat strolling by the leasing office of my apartment in Plano
Lakers Grizzlies Nuggets Pelicans Celtics Raptors Heat Sixers
Daft Pun@cooperearljones.bsky.social · 3mo agoHow many nba teams do you think i could guess are in the playoffs, without looking it up? Like if I name eight teams, how many will i get right?
How many nba teams do you think i could guess are in the playoffs, without looking it up? Like if I name eight teams, how many will i get right?
Life didn’t give me lemons today, but it gave me oranges last Saturday, so I made a very bad old fashioned.
