Matthew | Hyper
@hyp3rstrike.bsky.social
Neurospicy dumb cunt that does smart things.
My petrol line trimmer finally necked itself after 12 years. Great innings for a Homelite. Shame they're not around anymore. Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa. Oh, she goes!
Bong Coffin's back on the streaming services, gotta pay the devil his due for visibility open.spotify.com/album/5H4axF...
The End Beyond Doubt - Album by Bong Coffin | Spotify
Bong Coffin · album · 2023 · 10 songs
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What the fuck is going on with the mixed titles and intro?
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 3mo agoBeneath the Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion's calm surface lies a deep tension
Cracked the shits last month and uninstalled all social apps, or muted notifications. The rate my phone was going off was insane.
After today, I'm on annual leave for a week - and most of my plans got thrown out the door on Monday when the timing chains in my car nearly shat the bed. I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.
End of Ember is fucking hilarious. Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au. Or on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/... Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.
End of Ember on Steam
Explore a gory Hell in this twin-stick shooter that pays homage to badass horror franchises. Kill demons, upgrade items, and fight weird and gross bosses until they explode in piles of gore. Who is Em...
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You can play The Sacred Acorn at @avcon.org.au this weekend, it and a bunch of other awesome games are part of the AVCon steam event you can view here store.steampowered.com/curator/4599... Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always #avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel
Internet is still out... Taking "Pay What You Want" commissions to help cover the costs too, please leave a donation and DM me your character and I'll make you something in thanks. Probably a cute cartoon version like this because they're adorable. ko-fi.com/MeaKitty
Nothing shits me quite like an IT ticket I've submitted for a very specific request that ends with a solution completely unrelated to what I asked for. Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead. Fuck off.
HI EVERYONE- I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨ We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜 📺 twitch.tv/jasteria
I'm using this, it works, it's delightful. Fuck having to host my shit all over the joint lol #streamers need to get on this
Matthew | Hyper@hyp3rstrike.bsky.social · 6mo agoidk if it or I am ready for it to be out there, but fuck it - bandaid off. hyperx64.com/hyperalerts This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper. It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
idk if it or I am ready for it to be out there, but fuck it - bandaid off. hyperx64.com/hyperalerts This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper. It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
Hyper Alerts
Local-first stream alerts for OBS and Streamer.bot.
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Wifey bought me Forza Horizon 6 and now I'm going down a rabbit hole of trying to tune the VF and Maloo 😂
I meant to play some Forza Horizon 6 tonight, and I played some but not as much as I wanted to lol. Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead. Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats
On the weekend, @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and I went up to Mount Lofty Summit to see the #Adelaide city lights. Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S... (Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)
Mount Lofty Summit Adventure feat @raspberrysheep8826
YouTube video by HYP3RSTRIKE
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Brother, by Takeshi Kitano.
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Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn)@ashwayling.bsky.social · 7mo agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
It'll never not be funny to me how easily some people are goaded into breaking the speed limit lol. Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂
Woke up this morning, and watched the YouTube uploads of breakfast tv interview panels on the latest social media tirade from someone very clearly fucked in the head. The thing I didn't expect was to agree with a Nationals senator that Australia needs to be self reliant.
Can we rename LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" to Cringefluencers?
I don't understand the military or the chain of command. Like, how many levels of command do you need to tell someone to do something basic? Example: Stargate SG-1. SG team in trouble, running towards the gate. "Dial home! [That's an order!]"
Every time someone shows off their modern car to me, or I drive in one, I really appreciate my 2006 VE Commodore. There's so many things in modern cars that I hate. Swerve detection. Talking voices with personalities. Engine idle stop/start. Difficulty to self repair.
I went to the cardiologist today and had an echocardiogram. While it disproves the absence of a heart, the pictures on the screen showed it is definitely black.
I'm a Mr House guy in Fallout New Vegas. But I still refer to him as a "Walt Disney ass lookin' motherfucker".
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My wife @raspberrysheep.bsky.social is so fucking talented. She's painting my Trench Crusade Black Grail army, and this dude is so appropriately fucking disgusting. I love it.
