calathea

@calathea.bsky.social

Neither green nor particularly leafy. UK. She/her.

Today, we are asking the eternal questions: is the neighbour on the other side of my party wall allowing her children to tap dance on it (answer: very possibly); and, how soon do their schools go back (answer: Sept 3).

In a fit of "I'm 50, I should have a skincare routine" I bought some supposedly hypoallergenic, ultra sensitive skin products and after 3 days I feel like someone set my skin on fire. I'm not even using anything with active ingredients. 💀 😢

I am mildly baffled as to how I've ended up on the South Anna Elementary school PTA e-mail subscriber list. It's Spirit Week merch week, apparently. 🤷‍♀️

Things have been kind of fucked up for me for the last several weeks, and today all of my pland to unfuck everything came to fruition in a single day. I am so relieved I could pass out. Also they are now saying we WON'T have another heatwave next week where I am, and I am DELIGHTED about that.

Last night I slept on my parents' sofa because they have a/c in 2 rooms (their room, the living room). But Bear sleeps in the living room at night, and he decided the most helpful thing to do was be a snuggle!Bear all night. A+ snuggler, but D- for insisting on heatwave snuggles.

Bear: I need to go outside! Us: OK, but just for a minute. Bear: *pees, rushes back into the a/c and lies on a tiled floor panting* It is TOO HOT, I do not wish to be outside. Also Bear, 10 minutes later: WALK. It is time for a walk! Us: Too hot for walking! Bear: WALKWALKWALKWALKWALKWALKWALK

Looking at houses for sale in my neighbourhood, and I can't decide if it's funnier that these sellers have put a giant weird sculpture in their kitchen or that they hung a heart-shaped wooden sign that says "Bless this house with love and laughter" on it.

A photo of a normal looking kitchen with a giant twisty sculpture taking up half the shot. It sort of looks like vertical tree roots. There is a small mass-produced white wooden heart hanging off it with the words "Bless this house with love and laughter" printed on it.