Oh shit my project car is finished that means I can post about it here with before and afters of me and the car showing how far we've both come since april aka i'm gonna hyperfocus about car and jingle the keys of tiddypics and flexing my muscles to keep you interested

Working at a thrift store can sometimes be a very special experience

Something catch your eye?

Problem

isn’t it romantic how big our timezone difference is

OH OK THATS WHAT PROSTATE STIMULATION FEELS LIKE. WOW VERY COOL THATS A NEW ONE FOR ME

My aversion to mechs isn't because I'm not fascinated by anthromorphic titans festooned in weapons, burning reactors & stressing hydraulics to their limits, fighting seamlessly blending from medieval sparring to airborne dogfighting No, it's the cushioned void of wasted space occupied by the pilot.

What if we got a little scratched by our Administrator, as a treat? 💛💜 Vampire gloves and both metal and plastic bear claws… high recommend #scratching #transnsfw

Man, I tried to tell someone about the tells for when various member of my system are fronting When I got to my system's guardian they straight stopped me from imitating them, that genuinely was a little terrifying Scary fucking bird creature.

This weird dog keeps asking you to hit her and then wags her tail about it (cw: a lil smidgen of blood)

Uh ohhhhhhhh… I’m in danger 😳😳😳 And that’s definitely not a spike leather ring clipped to the ratchet strap… and it definitely hasn’t been on for a week already 🫠

cw; bruises oh baby that was quite a punch can somebody check my pulse it's been a minute since I tasted blood I forgot how good this was oh honey, it's a fucked up world can't you see the fun in that somebody better hold me back~

Me; idly at a table in a beer garden around a bunch of new folks who i've never met before: *Sits up straight and wiggles my hips a bit idly* Someone who i've never met before: "OMG, So you're a puppy! Awh I see you wagging that tail" dude I swear I am god's clockiest dog ^////^

Bughorse training Reward for @madjonas.bsky.social

girls night in the hole

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hello older gen z people, I hear your 30s have come knocking just want you to know that as someone who recently reached the half way point, my 30s has been my hottest, most fulfilling, most exploratory and most gratifying time of my life it's gonna be alright

when i reopen for comms a single-character fullbody is going be $250. this is worth that, i think

Hi! Are you a furry who's recently begun transitioning, but haven't been able to afford to commission updated sona art? If so, I want to draw the new you!! I'm hoping to set up an entry form and gallery for this very soon, but I'd love to work with 1-2 folks in the meantime! DM if interested!! 🏳️‍⚧️🎨

the comedown from moewmeow sure do got hands dont it ;_;

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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

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Completed sketch for @ekto.pet The fact I have accepted these commissions and not completed them has bothered me quite a bit despite work. No money was paid for this commission. Thank you all for you time and watching me.

i was stoned as shit when i made this bit lmao

BratPupper/Scratch Pup 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 2.2k@bratpupperscrat.ch · last wk.

my little pony: mechsplo is magic

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my little pony: mechsplo is magic

couple of shiny busts I drew for lumilightspirit (1st) and pegulsus (2nd) teef...

I wrote this thinking about how femininity is better as an escape from toxic masculinity rather than an irotic (lol shit portmanteau of ironic/erotic) perpetuation of it but figured I could show instead of say. That said, sorry-not-sorry if this invokes genderfeels™ and also you owe me a beer.

BratPupper/Scratch Pup 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 2.2k@bratpupperscrat.ch · 2w ago

Forcefem but without misogyny & pastel-pink, just putting a dude-ass-guy in a wig with bangs, brushing the fringe aside to cup his cheek in my palm, feeling the warmth when he blushes after I compliment his pretty eyes & letting him cry when I say he doesn't need to be strong/stoic for anyone here.

I wrote this thinking about how femininity is better as an escape from toxic masculinity rather than an irotic (lol shit portmanteau of ironic/erotic) perpetuation of it but figured I could show instead of say. That said, sorry-not-sorry if this invokes genderfeels™ and also you owe me a beer.

BratPupper/Scratch Pup 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 2.2k@bratpupperscrat.ch · 2w ago

Forcefem but without misogyny & pastel-pink, just putting a dude-ass-guy in a wig with bangs, brushing the fringe aside to cup his cheek in my palm, feeling the warmth when he blushes after I compliment his pretty eyes & letting him cry when I say he doesn't need to be strong/stoic for anyone here.