“The Trouble with Tribbles” but with popcorn. (“The Problem with Popcorn.”) 🍿🖖
Rob Graham
@spidey004.bsky.social
Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick. (I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)
I’m beginning to regret adding the caveat "Unless it's Thursday or the robot is just, like, having one of those days" to the Three Laws of Robotics.
I know I’m sometimes critical of Wolverine’s violent, anti-social behavior but just between you and me… if I had razor-sharp, unbreakable metal claws, I'd probably use them to chop people up, too.
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Happy 60th Anniversary, Star Trek! Today, you might watch your favorite shows or movies, read favorite novels or comics, or listen to classic Trek scores. But the BEST way to celebrate is to check out this @afterlunch.bsky.social thread and nominate your favorites for our podcast! #StarTrekAwardies
@afterlunch.bsky.social · last wk.Announcing THE STAR TREK AWARDIES! We're accepting nominations for your favorite Star Trek elements across 18 different categories. Please use #StarTrekAwardies. And we appreciate reposts! We want as large a collection of nominations as we can possibly get. Categories in the thread below. 1/5
Have you heard of “Star Trek”? Do you have opinions about it? Check out this thread from @afterlunch.bsky.social and express your opinions in the form of nominations for our upcoming awards show. You can nominate in any or all of the categories! Nanu nanu! (I think that’s Star Trek, right?)
@afterlunch.bsky.social · last wk.Announcing THE STAR TREK AWARDIES! We're accepting nominations for your favorite Star Trek elements across 18 different categories. Please use #StarTrekAwardies. And we appreciate reposts! We want as large a collection of nominations as we can possibly get. Categories in the thread below. 1/5
Do you remember that @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, & I are going through the Fast & Furious franchise for @afterlunch.bsky.social? No? I don’t blame you. We’re taking our time since the new one isn’t coming out until Summer 2148. So, enjoy this detour for some animated vroom-vroom teens!
@afterlunch.bsky.social · 4d agoAs @michaelmay.bsky.social, @spidey004.bsky.social, and @paxholley.com travel the slow and gentle road to Fast Forever, we use Fast & Furious Spy Racers to have a broader discussion about turning live action movies and TV shows into animated series. www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/09/455-...
Thank you in advance for your votes. (And, in case you somehow forgot why you should vote for me, here’s your reminder that I invented this highly influential meme. And you can’t spell meme without “me”… twice. So, vote for me and make sure at least one other person votes for me, as well.)
38 Influential Posters@bsky38.com · 7d agoWho are the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026? You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️ Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥 Cast your ballot: bsky38.com
Post a picture of you from another era.
MCKV@mckayvee.bsky.social · 6d agoPost a picture of you from another era
This is just to say… William Carlos Williams and I are craptabulous roommates.
Whoa! Have you seen this fake but sadly believable post from our president that I just made up?!??!? 🤯
Alright @afterlunch.bsky.social...my #StarTrekAwardies nominations are complete. I look forward to @spidey004.bsky.social's neighbor Jerry being used as some kind of tie-breaker and him choosing "Shades of Gray" [TNG] as the best episode.
I’ve been out of the acting game for a while because I was pursuing some exciting opportunities in the fast food industry. But I think my new headshot/resume will put me back on the path to superstardom!
I know I should be working but I’m I’m already dreaming about the lunch I brought in. 💭🌽💭
🧵👀🖖 (And, just in case it’s not clear, these award categories are for Trek TV only. All Trek shows are eligible!)
@afterlunch.bsky.social · last wk.Announcing THE STAR TREK AWARDIES! We're accepting nominations for your favorite Star Trek elements across 18 different categories. Please use #StarTrekAwardies. And we appreciate reposts! We want as large a collection of nominations as we can possibly get. Categories in the thread below. 1/5
Nobody has said so (probably because they’re too intimidated), but I’m pretty sure everyone at work thinks my paperclip “claws” are super rad.
Fear not, I am always with you. Even when you aren’t seeing my posts in your feed, you may rest assured I have hacked into your account and I’m reading your DMs. (And shaking my head sadly. What’s the matter with you?)
Like pizza, all Lounges are good Lounges. But, also like pizza, some Lounges are gooder than others. This was one of the gooderer ones. Join @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social, and resident Rooster-Hater me in the @afterlunch.bsky.social Lounge! 🍕😋
@afterlunch.bsky.social · 2w agoNew Lounge! @michaelmay.bsky.social, @bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social, @paxholley.com and @spidey004.bsky.social gather again to discuss novelty ties, Icelandic pop music, Rooster (some more), Punisher movies, and our favorite comfort meals and TV episodes. www.afterlunchpodcast.net/2026/08/453-...
I know some of you are probably feeling like Gloomy Garfields today. Well, here comes Mr. Monday to mellow out your melancholy moods!
I saw COYOTE VS ACME today and it was great. But not a lot of people were in the theater. After this selfie, one guy came in and kind of grunted and mumble-talked throughout the movie… that was not great. (Maybe he was cosplaying as the Tasmanian Devil?) Go see it! (Without that guy. 🤞)
I like these types of things, so I screenshotted this from Instagram. Your birth month determines which Spidey you get. Who did you end up with and are you happy with that option? Who would you want the most? And the least? 1/2
Drinking my beverage of choice just the way I like it. Thanks, Perfect Taste™ creamer!
That’s the only kind of hilarious I do.
Caleb C@forgetfulfrasier.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is the best kind of stupid and hilarious
“Of all the knee joints in all the legs in all the world, she shatters mine.” — Casablanca 2: Everybody Kickboxes at Rick’s
Perhaps the greatest compliment I’ve received about my new Uncrustables® flavor: Heavenly Head Cheez™ is “You can really taste the snouts!” That’s exactly what I was going for. Thank you. ☺️
I used to detail the robot lions for Keith, Lance, Pidge, Sven, and Hunk, so one time they let me pilot Voltron’s superfluous left buttock. 😊