Amy
@lolennui.bsky.social
Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion. amyash.me
Bruce Springsteen should start a fragrance line called The Ol’ Factory
dolly’s wings are going to be 97% rhinestone. matching halo.
someone writing for SecDef Jam really thought they did something there
Hegseth: "No more trannies, just training"
I love the little league World Series. “Time to bring out the big guns, The Iceman’s on deck” and Iceman is 85lbs and excels at social studies
Reacher should get slightly larger every episode and they just never address it
they’re calling it milkweedmaxxing, u either become a butterfly or die of poison
Gotta respect a creature that feeds on poison to thwart its enemies.
lol as soon as they put Reacher in a library I knew he was gonna panini press a guy with that mobile crank shelf, what a show
I guess this is just who I am now, I draw lemons to keep from scrolling
I remember learning about Laika and thinking wow they sent a dog to space AND back whoa cool
TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
if you want to spend a LOT less time on the internet just get spectrum wifi
it really is astonishing to observe the lifecycle of monarch caterpillars and sit with genuine awe at how much they shit
getting back into pastels, having fun with color but struggling with matter and physics and stuff
"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means
how is it socially acceptable to go out in the world being a pro-measles guy, I feel fucking insane
A core conservative demand is being able to benefit from living in a society without incurring any obligations. A philosophy for infants
NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya: "We shouldn't be keeping kids out of schools because their parents have made different decisions than other parents" (Note that Trump is asleep)