This looks like it’s from the opening credits of Watchmen.
Todd Berger
@thetoddberger.bsky.social
writer, director, novelist, and least importantly - father.
Has Emily Wilson weighed in on the new Spider-Man movie yet?
BREAKING: Donald Trump has accepted a Memorandum of Understanding with the Greeks, who have agreed to cease their attack against Troy and donate a statue to his Presidential Library.
Oh great The Barenaked Ladies now have to update the song to “If I Had $1,000,000,000,000.”
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as conservatives hate vegans for some reason.
Trump’s favorite movie is FIGHT CLUB because of the part where you’re supposed to start a fight with someone and let them win.
Kids say the darndest things! This morning my 10 year-old told me that Punch the monkey is merely a PSYOP by the CIA meant to distract from the war in Iran. 🤪
The new commercial where a bunch of USA Winter Olympians want coffee IN ITALY so they order Starbucks is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Look if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that we need more podcasts where celebrities interview each other.
I’ve watched @cbsmornings.bsky.social for years but since they’ve transitioned to fluff pieces on Trump crushing it as host of the Kennedy Center Honors and RFK still being in great shape doing pull-ups, I think I’m switching to @todayshow.com until Comcast is ultimately sold to Saudi Arabia.
I’m really starting to regret naming my daughter Ghislaine.
My cousin joined the Marines because he wanted to see the Westfield Century City Mall.
Coverage of the LA protests has preempted “Eva Longoria: Searching For Spain” on CNN and I am PISSED.
My daughter just told me she's been so inspired this week and when she grows up she wants to sue a convent of nuns and I think I accidentally sent her the wrong Katy Perry article.
I don’t know why Donald Trump thinks this situation will just work itself out just because every other situation he’s ever been in has just worked itself out.
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as SNL loves SNL.
Trump just put a 40% tariff on all French musicals sung in Spanish.
I hope Trump goes after the Interstate Highway System next. I'm sick and tired of unappreciative Americans using them to go to and fro all willy nilly.
I'm really starting to regret naming my dog Justin Barkdoni.
I for one support Donald Trump’s mandate to run this country into the ground.
From watching so much Hell’s Kitchen I really thought risotto was going to be a bigger part of my life.
I got a speeding ticket on January 6th 2021 if Trump wants to broaden the pardons a bit.
Trump needs to realize taking Greenland and Canada to get the 5 cards every turn for North America is tempting, but then you leave yourself open to attack from Kamchatka.