Jack 🏳️🌈
@jacksayspurple.bsky.social
32. Lifestyle Journalist. Culture vulture. Nerd. Views are obviously my own. Also jacksayspurple on Instagram, please follow me there!
Spent my day in meetings with charities pitching themselves to us to be a part of the Christmas appeal this year and I feel like I've been through the emotional ringer fackin 'ell
A few years ago on Drag Race UK, one of the queens got a sliver of positive feedback and replied "ooh, I could cum" and I quote it all the time and always have to remember this is not acceptable chat in polite company
Started two Bluesky posts in a row with the words "by the way" might have to kms 🫣
By the way, I had a Greggs Steak & Stilton bake earlier and it was honestly one of the tastiest things I've eaten in ages so I thoroughly recommend!
By the way, I am aware that it's rude to eavesdrop on other people's calls. However, making calls in public so loudly and so long-form that passers-by can pick up your annoying turns of phrase is gauche and vulgar
Jack 🏳️🌈@jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 5d agoThere's a guy on the phone near me bitching about his staff and he keeps saying "they just stand around like lemons", "they're like lemons they just stand around", "it's like working with lemons all the standing around they do" I mean, if there's one thing lemons famously do not do it is, uh, stand
There's a guy on the phone near me bitching about his staff and he keeps saying "they just stand around like lemons", "they're like lemons they just stand around", "it's like working with lemons all the standing around they do" I mean, if there's one thing lemons famously do not do it is, uh, stand
By the way, if you're a London gay who didn't even attend, no one would blame you for not posting your disgust about Manchester Pride putting "profit before politics" just because they charged an entrance fee to help fund security and crash barriers and stuff to keep the community safe
Me and my bestie had a cute trip to Stratford-upon-Avon to see #TheMadKing - second viewing for me but significantly better seats so very magical 10/10 recommend
Conquering the post-Manc Pride blues the only way I know how
Overheard on the Manchester Pride main stage just now: "we've just been talking about global conflict and genocide, but what conflicts have you had in your relationship?" 💀💀💀
Gen Z/Alpha cuspers are bringing back huge eyebrows and I for one welcome our new Frank-N-Furter-looking overlords
Lot of people moaning about the rain in Manchester, what are you guys? The Wicked Witch of the West? A bit of rain isn't gonna make u melt, mom
I actually deeply love the idea of major plotlines in movies being a total secret until they're about to launch. Ideally they shouldn't have mentioned this at all until the film was out
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2w ago'The Uprising' has been revealed to be a Robin Hood movie 🏹 Starring Andrew Garfield Releasing in theaters September 11
Are CD Projekt Red ever gonna let me play something else or am I doomed to keep replaying The Witcher 3 every single time they add something new and delicious to it? (I am very excited for the Remastered edition, thank your CDPR 🙇🏼♂️)
One of my friends hosted a Greek mythology themed birthday party and I was my huge pleasure to use the occasion to put some respect on my boy Ganymede's name 🦅💜🏳️🌈
Leo Woodall was in my Barry's class this morning and I saw his ass in the changing room and honestly, I can't blame the White Lotus uncle
I'm sorry but seeing vaguely irritating internet personalities being gifted free stuff doesn't really make me want to buy that stuff...
London taxi drivers never beating the accusations of being insane Tonight's taxi driver take: "I don't listen to music because everyone is putting subliminal messages into it because they're all freemasons who worship the devil and make blood sacrifices to gain fame"
"You're not a smoker are you?" "No, I'm not." "You don't look like you are but you might have some cigarettes and if you do can I have one?" Victoria station is the most rancid place on earth and overhearing exchanges like this this merely confirms my bias
Uncontroversial opinion: if a colleague approaches your desk to ask a very quick question, you should lift your eyes from your screen to speak to them
Really vexes me when people on the tube say "excuse me" when I'm clearly letting other people get off on the other side of me Where would you like me to go? Shall I block all these other people's exit to let you off? Fuck off, have some spatial awareness
We saw the Game Of Thrones play in Stratford-upon-Avon and it was f*cking great!!
Just booked my train tickets to Stratford-upon-Avon to see The Mad King tomorrow so I'm looking forward to the forthcoming email from the RSC saying they've cancelled the performance because of, I don't know, an escaped swan or something
Having a manic episode (in a good mood despite having less than 7 hours sleep)