Let Ian's poetic misery soothe your aching souls. . . or sumfink like dat
@fiveankles.bsky.social · 2mo agoLife lessons from Ian Fiveankles. . .
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@fiveankles.bsky.social · 2mo agoFootball pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . .
Fiveankles helps to keep Manchester United in the news cycle.
@fiveankles.bsky.social · 5mo agoThe latter stages of the Champions' League, so naturally everyone is talking about Manchester United. Taken from "The Ian Fiveankles Show"
Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sports washing:
@fiveankles.bsky.social · 5mo ago"If Somalia bought Fulham, I'd forgive them all the piracy, I really would."
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . .
@fiveankles.bsky.social · 6mo agoInsights from Steve "Bouldy" Bould as to why Arsenal are so hated right now. With unbiased interview from yours truly.
"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy.
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" 😂
The Exploding Heads@explodingheads.bsky.social · 7mo ago"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" - @explodingheads.bsky.social :chef's kiss: #ColinFromPortsmouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59C...
I'm Shocked! Peter Mandelson Seemed Like Such A Decent Bloke!
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"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.
Don;t really understand why this is a thing but it is brilliant 😂
The Exploding Heads@explodingheads.bsky.social · 7mo agoPOV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
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Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
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"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent."
Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.
"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
Should players be booed at their former clubs?
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"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen.
In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:
