Death by Toys

@deathbytoys.bsky.social

I’m Dan and I make toys and nonsense for a living.

Yeah I’m a pretty big “gamer” so I made this one-of-a-kind piece and put it in the store (deathbytoys.com). It’s the only one I made so don’t miss out on this toy that definitely isn’t based on any specific person who had this exact thing happen to them 3 days ago on a live stream.

An action figure throwing its hands up in frustration against a cardback depicting a keyboard thrown through a broken monitor.

The frickin liberal-run media will try to tell you that this is just some aluminum foil that I crumpled into a rectangle, but it’s actually a highly-detailed replica of Mother America’s favorite car ever.

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